I mean, really? Cool, the Yanks beat up a bad Angels team and sure, they beat the always perturbingly difficult Detroit Tigers in game one of that series, but then Ace turned back into Dexter and got waxed for the last three games. Meanwhile, body parts are flying every which-a-way and guys are doing everything they can to avoid the DL. Basically, it’s like they are supposed to be .500 regardless of how well or badly they do.
Well anyway, here is River Ave Blues with tonight’s lineup:
CF Jacoby Ellsbury
LF Brett Gardner
2B Starlin Castro
3B Chase Headley
SS Didi Gregorius
RF Aaron Hicks
1B Ike Davis
C Austin Romine
RHP Ivan Nova
So, never mind the lukewarm lemonade, Let’s Go Yanks!
Guess we're where we are. I'm not happy to look up the time for the game and it's over. Bleh.
New Nickname: The Bronx Bummers.
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