Losing your engagement ring in front of how many thousands of fans at a baseball game… Then finding it again hours later and proposing, only for her to say “Let me think about it; you’re kind of a loser…” Well, that last part didn’t happen as far as I know (though technically it would be true if she did say it), but does summarize the 2016 Yanks and the relationship with its fan base this season, no? At any rate, if the kids play again tonight, expect them to bring some Wu tonight, because BlowSux…
Good thing they found the ring.
[1] Not the best way to start off life as a unit, but it could have been worse. Too bad it wasn't Girardi who found the ring.
[2] Yet, all they have to do is look towards Cleveland for inspiration; Love actually can find a way...
I was beginning to suspect Gollum