Many of us Hebrews will be praying for atonement tonight and tomorrow. My rabbi says it's ok to add a prayer for the Yanks. So let's go Yankees!

Tzom Kal, we will let you know how it went.

Here we go...

Nice hit.

Don't go wasting a lead off double.

I'm already tired of looking at this asshole's ass.

A hit!

Yaaayyyy!!!!

Someone better sit change at some point. Send that shit a flyin. Like that.

Good job Brian.

Excellent!

Deep enough that even Alex can score.

Hey, nice I miss ten minutes and two runs. I like that.

Hey, but I saw that!

Smoak is no Teixeira.

Rats. I wanted more

Hmph. Coulda put them on the ropes early.

But, 26 pitches for Estrada, and 2 runs, I'll take it.

Good try by Didi.

Fuck.

That was a great play by Didi.

Damn it.

Nice.

Oh, nice!

Can't catch, hit, or throw, Headley. Oi!

Wow.

(Watch out for the ditch there, Jacoby!)

Nice easy inning!

A six-pitch inning for Luis.

[20] Don't you have anything to say about his range?

[14] So nice to see you hitting the baseball again.

[23] laughing

This guy's obscene with his ass in my face.

That shouldn't be allowed.

I'm back! Two doubles so far

[27] [24] Indeed. Too bad the prospects of you batting with men on base seem so dim...

This is good. Love to see Luis go deep into this game.

Great range. 15 pitches through 2. A round on me!

Hi Team! I'm out for family pizza dinner before heading up to NY tomorrow.

Nice game thus far : )

[31] It is, it is! (But don't jinx it!)

I said nothing about the future of this game!

Let's hope it's still nice by the time I get around to watching it...

Fuck.

[33] Yeah, yeah, Fair enough. Just watch it, you.

[34] Fine, just don't post that again.

Oof.
They have a lot of dangerous hitters.

Fuck

Grrrr.

That previous foul ball did not bode well.

Fuck him. Takes the slider like he knows it's coming and then that.

one-pitch out. argh.

one-run lead. argh.

the pizza was good though!

this is a scary inning.

Oh, man.
Whew!
I thought it was gone.

wow. see, scary.

so was beltran's catch.

when was the last time a team had 3 guys with 30/100?

Wow, Carlos got that

jesus fuck.

i hate wild pitches (by us).

nice.

One more out, Kid.

Goddamnit.

FUCK!!!

i knew this inning would suck balls.

Mothetfucker!

[50] Hey! Stop that.

Start atoning now. Good time for it.

[52] can i atone with beer?

crap.

heartbreak ahead...

Not good.

[53] Yes, beer with challah.
Baruch atah Adonai, Eloheinu melech haolam, beer lechem min haaretz.

(If you know the Hebrew for 'beer', feel free to fix it.)

[56] nice!

i don't know it in hebrew, but i do know it in svenska : )

Baruch atah Adonai, Eloheinu melech haolam, öl lechem min haaretz.

0-2 to pillar and he lost him.

damn.

good.

i really hope the score truck made it across the border...

Knew we should have scored more in the first.

game of inches...

crap.

Ack!
Carlos smoked that one.
Where the hell is Ara? We really needed him on that one.

[62] maybe he's at kol nidre?

[62] Ack might smoke one later!

wait. these guys are up again?

feh.

Oh, very big pitch. Wow.

Let him start the seventh, for sure.

YES!

nice work, Sevi!

[65] abso-frickin'-lutely.

well, ack didn't smoke anything, but he's on base.

[63] They must have heard you and got scared.

Let's score some runs here.

Sevi! May all our fates be sealed in positivity.
Get one Yanks, give Sevi a chance for a positive outcome.

no more sevi. wilson gonna head out for the 7th. i get letting him leave the game on a high note, but he just got through the heart of the order and his pitch count is low. i think he should begin the 7th. doesn't matter what i think...

Wow. Safe!

Hey hey hey hey!

Damn, Ack has some onions, to challenge Bautista.

Uh oh.

Not enough evidence.

nice rip, didi!

scary fucking baserunning from ackley.

oh no. might get overturned. could be a tie. damn throw. fucking joey.

Hmmm, need indistibutable proof to overturn.

Yeah, I think (hope) not enough evidence.

[76] There is no such thing as a tie, according to the rules.

Damn it!

Fuck! Dammit.
I mean, he might have been out, but I don't see how they can overturn with that evidence.

Safe! Not conclusive. Booooooooooooooooooo!

That's a load of fucking horse shit!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuck these fucking fucks. i hate every fucking one of them.

Hey, an IBB! Excellent, excellent.

This means Estrada is done, too.

ibb to rbj.

lefty to face gritner. he should be atoned for that called k yesterday.

Well shit.

Well, I'd rather have second and third, and I'd rather have no outs, but we do have the two base runners.

Yeah, hm, challenging the Ballista is not too smart. Gutsy, but maybe dumb.

My crystal ball says Loup will walk Gritner.

That last shot did show him out. Sugarfoot! (No cursing allowed on the Yom)

Three months ago there was no player we would have wanted up more. Come on gritty grritty Gardner.

[80] I think the evidence of the call is for the NFL. Baseball only says to get it right regardless of the initial judgement.

Gah!

That's like a walk!

That's a hit!

How about that

ok, i'll take that.

let's go A-Rod!!!

Alex is going to hit a salami.

[97] no boasting or bragging on the Yom?

Up to Alex. He's got just a few sins to atone for.

[91] The rules say the evidence must be "clear and convincing".

I want some salami, in grand fashion.

[98] What if it's kosher salami?

Fuck.
Hang in there, Alex.
Hang in there.

Motherfucker.

Very unkosher.

Modammit!

Sigh... Not even a chance.

what are you swinging at???

: /

Why swing on the obvious waste pitch. Humbling..

Arod lured by traif.

[109] Story of his life.

Easy inning, easy fast.

nice inning, justin!

[111] i hope you have an easy fast! : )

[109] my maternal grandma was kosher in the house. in her kitchen, she called the sides traif and "non-traif" : )

[110] yeah, he is the six tool playa.

Oh, Tiger no hitter in progress. Kirk Gibson is a lousy color guy, it's just his voice. Flat.

alright fellas. time to score some fucking runs!

[113] honestly, not practicing. Excited about the Pope visit though...

[116] they're in the 9th!

crap.

Oh fuck yes.

[118] i'm not practicing either. unfortunately, that also includes drums and marimba...

YAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

BELI !!!!!!!

i fucking love that guy. always have.

FUCK YEAH!!! make this shit stand the fuck up!

Neutrality Feliz in to close. 1-0 Tigers big problem has been the bullpen over the last few years

Yeah, very cool that the Pope is visiting during Yom Kippur.

And if you think about it, what human being is more traif than Madonna?

Beltron
http://gfycat.com/TangibleTerribleArgusfish

i think that's the 390th of his career.

One down, and a Carlos Belt-home run!

Holy shit. I jumped off the couch. He did it again!

Aw crap, a triple.

Now, this will never happen, but: you really want Miller for the 8th and Betances for the 9th. Because that way Dellin gets the Scary Righties.

In fact, I think I'd let Wilson pitch the 8th.

But it is not Joe's way.

[126] but she knows the kabala...

I worked for her two years, don't ask.

should wilson throw a few more pitches?

i guess depends on the handedness of the lineup.

[134] Hm, that's right.
And Kate Hudson is kosher!

Hmmmmmmm. There's more to this than meets the eye.

[133] i would've too.

fuck this pillar fucker.

drew - some defensive replacement... goddamn it!

Yes, Wilson should have stayed in. More than one reason, but a big one is that in case the Jays do score one, you want to get more innings from Dellin and Andrew.

Of course. Nothing's easy.

[136] kate hudson is adorable.

[134] how could we not ask? do tell!

[138] yes, he absolutely should've stayed in. only 7 pitches too...

pale hose got two hits in the 9th.

Got 'im.
This may work out...

very nice.

HUGE at-bat right here.

i'm kinda terrified...

Whiiiifff. One more, Dancin', strike this fuck out, too.

he's not 6'9", boone. he's 6'8", hence the # on his back.

Dangerous pitches coming up, 2-0.

fuck.

c'mon, dude.

This is good fan practice for the playoffs

Jesus.

Uh, 3-0.
Yeah, we don't want two on with Joey Bats up. Oh man...

fucking shit. lost him AND the runner took 3rd.

jesus christ almighty.

Hm.
Let's definitely avoid the WP here, how about it.

Time for bourbon

That was some fastball.

boone:

it's buh-TAN-sis

*not* buh-TON-sis

I can't watch...

Ugh.

Fuck.

He didn't even flinch at that slider.

[156] TON should be more like TAHN

jesus. he's gonna walk him and EE's gonna go granny.

Make it a double

This is a bad habit.

Hoooooooooo boy!

Oh, man. Bases loaded for EE!

This is baseball at it's best, man.

motherfucking shitfuckery.

shoulda kept wilson in...

All right, not the worst outcome there.

Here we go...

[164] i'd prefer the yankees to be leading 12-0 with Pazos on the mound.

Nice stop.

throw strikes.

get him OUT!

They got Alex in the same situation.

Fuck.

Fuck.

He's all over the place.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Another walk upcoming.

Strike one.

2-0, oy. OY!

Okay, 2-1. Here we go, come on big guy!

Throw it again ffs!

Once more!

Fuck!

Strike two.

Damn, just challenged him.

That was gutsy.

one more strike.

thank you, please!

YESSSSSSS!!~

FUCK YEAHHHH!!!!

My heart!

Blew it by him for 2-2!

Try another slider? Nah, pump another one...

He fooled him with the breaking ball!!!!!!

Oh, man, fucking beautiful.

Phhhheeeeeeewwww!

God.

Hey, am I right?

Was that baseball at its best?

Am I right?

Come on, you love it. You all love it.

whew, phew, and HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!

my heart is racing and my throat is scratchy.

i need a beer.

WHEW/PHEW!

And Beta cleared the three scaries.

[184] stop it! i can't handle this.

too much agita.

[184] God, am I worked up.

Jesus.

i'd really like some geico runs here.

I can't believe he blew two fastballs right by him like that.

Man.

Ya think that little place between the balls and asshole was twitching for Betances there?

[191] then his entrance song should be "Taint" by Anthrax

Yeah. Didi no bunt.

terrible, didi.

Goddamnfucking turf! You the man, Didi!

DeeDee is a punk rocker!

way to work it even and great hit.

damn grounds rule double. that fucks us right in the taint.

i want BOTH of these runners plated.

Bad luck the ball bounced over the wall, damn.

I can still hear Scooter's voice from the 1970s decrying the lack of bunting skills

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