I love the idea of this site and it’s got one of the best names ever. It’s one to keep an eye on. I don’t know if there are any true classics on there yet, but it’s still pretty cool. I like this one.
I love the idea of this site and it’s got one of the best names ever. It’s one to keep an eye on. I don’t know if there are any true classics on there yet, but it’s still pretty cool. I like this one.
Very nice. I particularly like that you don't see the punchline coming.
On one of the earlier Seinfled episodes Kramer brings back his Polar Bear Club buddies to the apartment. One of the older Jewish guys is riffing to Elaine about kangaroos. He finishes it up by saying the males have pouch envy. It cracks me up every time i see it.
Oh boy!
How do you tell the difference between a female Jew and a female gentile?
I didn't hear the punchline that well, so I don't know what he said :(
Anyone following the game?
Brett Gardner hit a home run...
[5] GTFOH!! He wants it!
[5] Brett is hanging out with A-Rod's cousin?
Brett really reminds me of Bubba Crosby. Scrappy, speedy little lefty...who is perhaps too speedy for his own good. He popped it up, but got to 2B when the fielder dropped it. But didn't stop running, and was out at 3B.
And Christian Garcia gives up a salami, and the lead.
Who might be this ... Gardner? I do not know him. It is a puzzlement.
Meanwhile, why do I have a foreboding (cue music) that Cashman is contemplating the most preliminary of chats with Pudge's agent, or maybe even flipping his rolodex idly and finding Texas popping up a lot. If Jorge cannot catch we have a very serious mess there, and at DH.
Ah, well, it is barely March, right?
Been following the game while doing some chores around the house and it's basically been a chamber of horrors for Yankee pitching as every NY pitcher has given up runs so far. And now Montero has left with some sort of groin injury sustained on a passed ball. Ugh.
It's over. 13-11 Reds.
Great site, thanks Alex. I liked the broccoli joke the best, I think. But really it's the tellers, not the jokes, that make the site.
awesome site!!
Homer J: "A Jewish entertainer??"
Lisa: "Sure dad, there are many Jewish entertainers..Barbra Streisand, Sammy Davis Jr, Mel Brooks.."
Homer J: "Mel Brooks is JEWISH???"
My uncle sent me this one (hope this is suitable for the site and zero offense intended to anyone..full disclosure: my Unc is a practicing Muslim but he's a bit of Krusty the Klown chracter so loves a good Muslim joke)
"A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl" The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" – the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!" – says the man. "Oh, what are you then? " The man says: - "I am a Saudi !" The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog."
[15] Weirdly, I first heard that as a Yankees-Red Sox joke.
(I've also heard it the other way around, with incident supposedly taking place on Boston Common.)
[16] That's great, hadn't heard that one!
Also just got sent one from Scotland..
"Bono from U2 is doing a concert when he quiets down the crowd, begins an impassioned speech, and starts to slowly clap, spotlight on him..`Every time I clap my hands, a young child in Africa dies..'
A voice from the crowd in thick Glaswgian-accent shouts 'well stop fookin clappin then!' "
Speaking of hilarity and Scottish things, Barkley "learns golf" tonight! For the uninitiated, Charles Barkley is to golf what Steve Sax and Chuck Knoblauch were throwing to 1B and Jason Giambi is throwing anywhere, combined!
;)