He's just gonna launch #600 into the Yankee bullpen.

cool stuff right there.
according to my way-not-as-thorough hit tracking analysis: the centaur's 600th will be an inside-the-park job aganist, oh, let's say the Angels this Thursday afternoon.

[2] Assuming the whole outfield will need sudden hip replacements when the ball comes into play...

Slow Banter day.
Thousand Island dressing slow.
Evidence: more comments about salad than ARod.
[flicks crouton across table]

[3] that's precisely what I'm banking on.