Yanks in Toronto for a long weekend. Cliff has the preview.
The Bombers have reportedly signed J.C. Romero to a minor league deal. Greg Golson was called up from Triple A.
Derek Jeter SS
Curtis Granderson CF
Mark Teixeira 1B
Robinson Cano 2B
Nick Swisher RF
Russell Martin C
Andruw Jones DH
Eduardo Nunez 3B
Brett Gardner LF
Never mind the spiel:
Let’s Go Yank-ees.
[Picture by Bags]
When is Chavez due to come off the DL? He was having a pretty good season prior to the injury, and we could use him now with ARod on the shelf.
Is there a warrant out for Kay's arrest in Canada?
[1] Sheeeeeeeeeit. He isn't even ready for a rehab game ...
[2] I'd serve it ... with EXTREME PREJUDICE!!!
I was busy all this past weekend so this is the first game I've watched in over a week...I NEED THIS
Grrrrr ... maybe Fat Bastard needed to take a few more days off before returning to the rotation ...
well that was an unsettling trip to the mound
PUNCHES SELF IN FACE.
FUCK.
PUNCHES NUNEZ IN THE BALLS.
sigh ...
We want Hector!
Clap! Clap!! ClapClapClap!!!
[8] It is increasingly clear that Nuñez is not a ML caliber player. Sadly, he's still miles better then Peña.
Might be time for bed soon.
What a shit hole of sub-par pitching and rotten-fucking luck.
FUCK!
[10] Well, he's certainly not a ML caliber utility man ...
40?
40???
Seriously, I don't give a shit how many more runs Fat Bastard gives up this inning, Noesi should be in to start the next one ...
good lord
Maybe Bartolo's magic carpet ride has come to a crashing halt.
Fucking Coffee Joe.
Too quick in the end, too slow in the beginning ...
Man.
Hay-Seuss!
Though, frankly, this *is* about what Ayala is worth ...
Wow.
What a fiasco.
And there's eight innings left of basball to play!
What other craziness is in store for us?
I just got in. Thought I was seeing things at 7-0, until the 7 changed to an 8.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED???????????
Who gives up 8 runs in 1 inning????
Fugh.
Someone dropped a turd in my mouth while I was sleeping ... and then punched me in the balls to wake me up ...
Another misplay by Nuñez...
[22] And you thought I was kidding ...
[23] I didn't think it was possible to be a worse fielder than he was at SS ... oops!
Out?
Really???
Uh, ok.
COMEBACK, BITCHES!
Wow, that was some range.
HORSESHOES AND HAND GRENADES, Kenny ...
What a circus.
put the coffee on boys, gonna be that kinda night
a fine unselfish grundball by Teix.
Dude, Yanks are winning this one.
FUCK!!
FUCKSHITAAAAAAAAAAARGH.
[33] Whatever you say, Alex.
Damn it. We needed those two more runs (obviously). Damn.
Jeez, Cult, you have a rough day or something? Just checking out the thread now. Dag. LOL
Ah, Mr Noesi.
Nice catch, Swish.
CORNFLAKE WITH A RUNNING STAB!!!
=)
[38] Eh? My day was fine, until the bottom of the 1st.
I'd say an 8 run 1st for the opposition is enough to put most people off their day, but YMMV ...
;-)
cool story about Martin at the ASG, but kinda odd that he would tell that story about himself.
still, he did the right thing.
always do the right thing. I got it, I'm gone.
What's YMMV?
YMMV = Your Mileage May Vary
[43] What the fuck is that, voodoo shit?
(I know, that's from a different scene, but still. :)
Oh, and duh, that's Phil Leotardo who says it. I just now made the connection. (I've been re-watching the Sopranos lately.)
[47] Moe and Joe what sir?
Moe and Joe what...Moe and Joe BLACK, how's that?
God, what a brilliant fucking film. After all these years.
welp, see ya Joey Bats
45) Never heard that one. Funny.
Nice DP.
[50] right? hearing that Spike is playing Mookie in his new movie is enough to get me on board without knowing anything else about it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QokP44nJFlc
C'mon Slappy, battle back!
Ouch.
50) I loved Do the Right Thing when it came out. Saw it on Opening Day on 50th street and 8th Avenue. I like it less now. Still one of Spike's best movies, and that's a short list, and it has some dynamic moments, but I think dramatically it's weak in the final act.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
CaNO.
=(
*That* was a strike.
HECTOR!
At least Noesi has learned to make them hit it to the RF side of the park ...
[56] Yes, I can understand that. It's by no means a perfect film but it is a great one. It captures what it meant to capture so perfectly. I think it's a film whose excellence lies in its texture more than in its narrative or even characters, though I think it's pretty strong in both of those as well.
I still find Mother Sister's raving explosion at the end "BURN IT DOWN, BURN IT DOWWWN!" to be one of the most powerful moments in cinema.
Way to go, Bodie!
YAAAYYYYYYYY!!!
GET OFF ME BALL!!!
GET UP AND GETGETGET GONE!
ANDY!!
{56, 60} yeah its not a perfect movie, and I still don't buy Spike's pat little explanation of "yeah, uh...Sal's a racist!" it just seems like a cop out to me. But I think it completely captures a moment in time perfectly
Fuck!
Damn, nice catch.
FUCK.
That was a triple.
AAAAAAAAAAH.
[64] *Frowning at you displeasedly*
Don't use that name unless you are referring to #46.
That is all.
[67] I know I looked at it right after I typed it and it felt weird, never again
[64] He can indeed be very pat. I saw him about fifteen years ago at some kind of forum at BAM about whatever, Blacks Today! or whatever, and he rubbed me the wrong way, clowning while the others were trying to be serious, being smug, etc. But whatever, he's still Spike Lee and I'll always root for his artistic success.
[68] :)
Five Hail Mary's, my son, and we'll put it behind us.
double, Double, DOUBLE STEAL!!!!!!!
Good job, Curtis, hang in...
Jeez. So I guess this was a "Super Colon Blow" night?
Agggggghhh!!
Damn it.
Ohh, Tesh.
Terrible.
STABSTABSTABSTABSTAB
Didn't know there was a game today! Quick haiku wrap-up from anyone please? Got to load up mlb.com now..
oh jeez...
My 10th anniversary dinner caused me to miss much excitement thus far. Holy Smokes! It was 3-0 when I parked the car 2 hours ago.
you can go straight to hell Boone
[77]
Super Colon Blow
gave up 8 runs in the first.
Yanks have made it close.
I honestly still think this game is far from over
[81] Wow!! Thanks for the haiku recap, quite a game!
Boone Logan..at some point don't you just stop using the guy? JoeyJoeJoe..get yer head out of the Binder and wake up!
maybe not
Pitch out to CF. Fucking wonderful. : /
Post ASG Horsefucking shit!
Okay, now I think this game is pretty much over...
The left side of the infield is looking awfully porous.
Wiffleball 79. WTF!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kPy0H9k__M&NR=1
Score looks like a football game.
Okay, so maybe I was wrong about the comeback.
64) Yeah, what you said. End was a cop out. But there it was a movie of the moment.
I don't think Spike writes white people well. They are usually one dimensional. On the other hand X was brilliant.
When Mitre comes in it's time to change the channel. That plate umpire was really tight in the first inning for Colon. He needs the corner. Where is John Hershberg when you need him?
I'll go out on a limb here and proclaim that Mitre is not the answer.