Tonight gives a rematch of C.C. Sabathia and James Sheilds. Great as the big man is, my hunch says that C.C. will finally have a bad outing. Yeah, I know it’s his birthday. I know the Rays aren’t a good hitting team. What the hell am I talking about? Mabye the heat is getting to me. So here’s hoping I don’t know dick and that my hunch is all kinds of wrong.
In the meantime: Let’s Go Yank-ees!
Man, I'm watching MLB and Orlando Hudson just caught a foul ball and went crashing into the wall on the 1st base side in Florida. (carted him off on stretcher with his the thumbs up sign) This after watcing Stephen Drew have a horrific fractured ankle after sliding into home last night in Arizona. 3 pitches later Brewers cf dove and caught a ball breaking his left clavicle. Be careful out there y'all.
[0] Hey Kool-Aid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBeUGqeYsQg
[1] Failed to mention it was Carlos Gomez who was the Brewer cf.
Alex, find some shade, grab a cold drink, take an aspirin, and check yourself for heat stroke!!
Good news, bad news.
Good news:
Brett Gardner CF
Derek Jeter SS
Mark Teixeira 1B
Robinson Cano 2B
Nick Swisher RF
Jorge Posada DH
Russell Martin C
Eduardo Nunez 3B
Chris Dickerson LF
Bad news:
"Russtache" is no more.
[4] i gotta say i find that great news!!
and here's to alex not knowing dick :}
[5] Heh.
I'd say "great" news would be:
Gardner
Granderson
Teixeira
Rodriguez
Cano
Swisher
Montero
Martin
Jeter
But that's just 'cause I'm greedy and want to crush my enemies (etc, etc)
Cano was blowing a bubble right in the middle of that 1st pitch.
C'mon Cornflake!
WTF?
Did they just shift on Swisher with 2 on base?
I'm as confused as Cornflake was ...
Fugh.
Pisshands ... just call him Pisshands.
Losing the "Russtache" was a bad, BAD decision.
Just sayin'.
This is reminding me of the most over-rated Pink Floyd album ever ... "Is there anybody out there?!?!?!?!?"
Just post if you can read me ...
I hope I didn't jinx CC tonight!
[15] You've been sparse around these parts. For only the best reasons, I hope?
Oh, Derek ...
[16] Mostly because I am seldom at a PC during games like I was in my bachelor days. It's much easier to tweet from a phone than post a comment.
It even looked like DJ broke it down early on that ground ball. Very sad to watch his rapid decline.
[18] Ah, I didn't know about your loss of bachelorhoodosity, congrats!
Unlike *most* of your bunt ideas, THAT was a good one, Cornflake ...
Oh, Whore-hey ...
Oh, you farging chack-sacker's ...
Iceholes ...
Mother-farging corksuckers ...
Cano walking always makes me think of that old "Bird dunks!?!" commercial from the 80s..
Bastages!!!
NUNE5!
At least Nune5 learned from last night.
Sit down, douche!
CC'd!!!
Blargh.
Jetes!
Oh, Tay-shit-ra ...
i can finally log onto the banter for a quick minute during gametime and the only cat here is my buddy who i can text with anytime!
'sup cult! sorry we couldn't meet up last week...
Atta boy, Robby!
c'mon robby - tie the game for me!
Oh, Ripper, I *loves* you!
[37] or cut the deficit in half!
let's go swish - tie the game, buddy! ah fuck, give us the lead!!!
[35] Indeed, mylarmis!
Hope your gigs were "TEH AWESOME!".
Where you at now?
Ratshitfuck!
[40] the gigs are not awesome, but it is good work, i suppose...
i'm in madison, wisc...which is indeed awesome. i always heard it was great, but it's waaaay better than i was expected. i would've loved to have gotten my masters here, or something. wonderful place!
unfortunately, we hit the road at 6am. the traveling on this tour is beyond brutal...
just fair - in regards to [1]...
yeah man, i was actually watching the brewers game here in Wisc and saw those 2 brutal injuries back-to-back. that was nuts. didn't see the hudson injury, but heard about it.
braun made a great play in the brewers game last nite. i'm glad he's back from his calf injury and hitting bombs again.
Life!
sure would be nice to be able to PR here...
[42] Sheeeeeit, I always expect you to report back with fuckingawesome in the bag.
[43] Brutal, right? Hurts just thinking about it.
C'mon, CURTIS!
Fuck.
No.
Sigh.
Shit.
Watching Farnworrth get a save is an extra kick in the balls. Damn! One bad pitch from CC.
[49] I was going to write something along those lines, but your said it. #%$@(#* Farnsworth.