Tonight gives return of Eric Chavez.
Brett Gardner LF
Derek Jeter SS
Curtis Granderson CF
Mark Teixeira 1B
Robinson Cano 2B
Nick Swisher RF
Jorge Posada DH
Eric Chavez 3B
Francisco Cervelli C
Our old pal C.C. is on the hill.
Never mind the hubbub (bub):
Let’s Go Yank-ees!
Al, to the joy of scribes everywhere, CC dropped the periods (or ate them as the case may be). why don't you take advantage? or are you making a stand that the periods should not be dropped?
even with cervelli in there and arod out, what's the spread in this game, a touchdown? td and a field goal?
[1] I just removed the periods of a mythical character I created for a story. I feel liberated. CC is awfully compliant.
Oooh, Chavez is back!
Fucking hell, the poor bastard had a kidney stone?
Goddamn.
Oh, good, Jorgie knows how many outs there are!
Damn, Ichiro is at .268.
Wow.
Fat kid is dominating this evening.
Fuck, I knew I should have gone to the game. (I happen to be staying with my dad, who lives on w. 156, walking distance...I should have gotten up off my ass and bought a ticket for CC day.)
Man, this motherfucker is dealing the baseball.
Gone!
Nice hitting, Curtis!
Weeping, I know home runs are aesthetically unappealing, but Curtis going to the opposite field mitigates the ugly, doesn't it?
319 foot blast!
Lance Berkman has 27 homeruns?
Oh, too bad. Rob cracked that one.
[12] :)
It does. It mitigates the ugly.
[14] Fat Elvis has been crushing the ball this year ...
noNoNO.
NO RAIN.
NO DELAY.
Jesus, he is just mesmerizing them.
Jesus!
WOw.
Wow.
I mean, they're basically high school players. Looks like. It's ridiculous.
This is incredible.
Look how small baseball players used to be!
!!!!
Why am I not at this game?
[23] What he said ...
[18] I was thinking, "Well, if he mows them down this inning it's official anyway."
But I now see your point.
Two gorgeous line drives in a row!
THREE!
My boy Chavez!!!!!
CHAVEY!!!
[30] I so, SO hope he can stay healthy for the rest of the year.
This is Weeping heaven.
Speaking of staying healthy: would you give up a prospect to get Eric Bedard, who is supposed to come off the DL shortly?
Should we play "What is Frankie Good At?", or is that just depressing?
Hard to get a read on him in 1 start, but he's been very good when he's been healthy this year.
Kind of depends on what Seattle wants for him.
Maybe they'd take Nune5 (and stuff) ...
Fugh, here comes the rain.
Fuck, it really is raining. Fuck fuck fuck fuck...
Omg...
Seven.
Woof. Pouring. FUCK
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ohhhhh.
Oh, man. That really, really sucks.
wow. hold off rain!
Un-
believable.
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.
sigh. anyone take a look at the radar?
Shoulda sprung for the retractable roof.
Game is official though right? CC gets the W and credit for the..shutout??
[47] They'll finish the game, not sure whether CC will get a chance to come back out ...
http://www.weather.com/weather/map/interactive/36410:20
[50] thanks. hopefully he does get the chance. but it'll be hard to be as good as he's been after a break.
[49] Yes, but... if you were watching, you'd know that feels like a minor issue.
He was completely dominant. All his pitches were working, the Mariners looked demoralized, they were flailing.
Hm, the NOAA Hourly Forecast Graph makes it look like the rain could end soon.
Complete game no-nos of 8 innings or less:
http://bbref.com/pi/shareit/N6cOs
Everybody ready?
[52] It's so painful.
[56] Are we coming back?
Here we go...
[58] CC coming back?
Ironically, David Cone is in the ballpark! Now if Alanis Morisette were here, that would be ironic.
Breaking ball strike.
Strike two.
[60] :))
[59] He is back. Paul O. guesses the delay won't really bother him. But now it's raining more. (Are you watching the game, Mr OK?)
Oh, this little pissante worries me.
HA!
Six.
I think Michael Kay is going to hyperventilate.
Chone Figgins has an OBP of .235. His OPS is .476.
Lower, now.
[63] Only Gameday today, but had Sox-Royals on during delay.
still looks nasty.
Fuck, it's pouring again.
Did CC ask them all to swing at everything?
Wow, back sooner than I thought, went out for a walk.
I guess they decided a little rain was worth playing through with a perfecto going ...
radar looks like the worst is through, but there might be a couple cells to follow.
If I were the Mariners ... I would bunt.
Fucking Ichiro...
Here we go...
Strike two...
OHHHHHHH!!!!
FUCKIN' A!
8 to go!
73 pitches .... 58 strikes!
Now I'm feeling it. This could happen.
Damn.
Oohhhhhhhh.
Oh.
Fuck, there it goes.
Gotta wonder what might have been without the delay.
damn
Sheeeeeeeeeeyaaaaaaaaat.
Fucking Megan's Law looking Mook.
Well, at least that's a career high for K's.
Sigh.
I'm still disappointed.
I might grow to like this CC character
Let the sky open up, and end this game now. ☁☂
Hello everyone.
CC will get his eventually.
He IS the premiere pitcher of the AL. ♕
Man.
Just 8 non-Ichiro Mariners to go.
Sigh.
Andrew Miller spit the bit, Ace is in for the Sox. But Boston starts the bottom of the fifth with five straight hits to take a 9-7 lead.
[92] The Vulture, living up to his name, wherever he pitches ...
Now 12-7.
I thought the Royals had a good bullpen.
Anyone surprised that C.C. is still in there?
90) Jered Weaver and Justin Verlander might have something to say about that.
[95] Yeah, me.
Just don't see the point of taking any risk there.
I guess it was only 14 minutes, but still.
He's
i'm home in NY. watched the first 3 innings. CC was unfair. just wow.
went for some Thai food w/ my parental units. Cult texted me about the perfecto. i wasn't surprised CC was dealing, but i figured that it would get gone. then, my dad said "no-hitter" at the dinner table and i was like, "NO. NO.!!!" then Cult texted me: nevermind.
in any case, thanks for the heads up, Cult!!! : )
oh well. i can't believe the brown bear is back out after 2 rain delays. he's been ruling lately. i loves it!!!
damn Shit Sox and they're daily dose of double digits. DOUBLE FRICK!!!
99) YO! Where you been, Hoss?
yeah, CC doesn't need to be out here still.
Alabama Hamma, Sandman, New York-New York...
SHIT
[101] BAMA HAMMA!!!
get him outta there already!!!
[103] yessir.
[99] No problems, I just felt bad after the very next guy got a hit, though.
[100] i've been on tour for the past month. still have 3 weeks to go. the travel has been crazy and i've been gigging all over our beautiful country. the routing is nuts. i go from Long Island to Utah. a coupla weeks ago, i went from New Joisey to friggin' Oregon (which was beautiful). hell, before that it was San Diego to Wisconsin (or Michigan. who can remember, at this point?)
i haven't been able to post, but i've read every single Banter post you've put up! gives me a sense of "home," while i'm living in temporary homes. i especially enjoyed the excellent interview with Craig Robinson!
Hm.
Well, D-Rob loves this situation, right?
OH FER FUCK'S SAKE.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?
FUCKING GIRARDI.
Girardi is a shithead here for letting him pitch the 8th.
why in the world did CC come out for the 8th.
then again, maybe he was just saving Robertson the trouble of loading the bases himself. now, Houdini can just show up and strike 'em all out!
but, seriously - why the fuck was CC still in.
107) Good to know. Missed ya, pal!
D Rob will walk at least one batter here.
Curve ball, first pitch, really?
Jesus.
Man, Kennedy had a fat pitch to hit there.
Caber toss!
[106] yeah, i knew you were gonna jinx it! ; )
3-1 was ball four.
Trust the force, young D-Rob.
so was the 3-2.
Phew.
We gots lucky there.
Turn two you dingbats.
[113] That's on the record, Belth. D-Rob and I are gonna make you eat that.
[112] thanks, man! i hope to be back around on a regular basis, mid-August.
i might even be unveiling myself here, at that time. if RI behaves himself...
Throw strike Bama!
[125] If I behave myself, you will unveil yourself?
I think I once had a proposition like that, but it wasn't from a drummer.
Fuck, but we'll take it.
Oh, Eric.
You know Nuñe5 would have got the DP.
Yeah, maybe not.
wet ball.
little midget pony fucker is 4-4 w/ 3 runs scored and a walk. why is even good?
now, florida evans is up w/ the bases juiced (with Vitamin-B, of course) and only 1 out. isn't a dozen runs enough? damn. : /
Chavez pulled an Eduardo
[127] ha! actually, i would've done it a coupla months ago... i'm waiting on my website guy to put up audio snippets of my CD selections. hopefully, it'll be done in a few weeks, when i'm off the road...
high socks, baby!!!
[129] He would have fielded it cleanly, stepped on 3rd and then thrown the ball over Tesh's head ...
That's my D-Rob.
Yeah, eat it, Belth! :-)
Good enough
fat liar already has FIVE fucking rbi tonite. 3-3 + BB. thankfully, he struck out. now, i wish he'd retire...
[134] Eduardo Scissorhands.
(But you know the Centaur would have ended the inning.)
wow. nice catch. i still remember when that dickhead hit 3 homers in one playoff game for the hated halos...
TESH ... with a frickin' LAZER BEAM!
TEX!!!
Insurance, good.
keep it here, fellas. i wanna see my man Mo, live, from here in NY!
um, i thought that was strike 3...no doubt.
here comes Mo!!!
C: Holy Cow.
[coz that's what i grew up with...]
Yup ... C: Holy Cow.
Scooter!
C'mon Mo, make the bad man fly!
siddown, 'stache!
looks like this umpire came from 1997
That's Mr. Rivera to you, kid!
Siddown!
give him the golden sombrero!
cervelli looks like tony pena back there...
Thanks be to Mo.
[151] You called it!
Mariano!!!
wow. thanks be to Mo!!!
Remember kiddies, afternoon game tomorrow!
[154] i actually called Tex's solo shot, too! but only verbally to my Pop... : )
[156] ooh, i've got a 10-hour workday. looong soundcheck, etc. i'll be at the gig all day and will miss the game. but since i'm in NY, it'll be easy to find out what's happening...
Hughes vs King Felix.
The Mariners might just end their slide ...
[156] i think i should be able to hear the 1st hour, or so, on the radio...
[159] not on my watch! or my listen... or my being on home turf...
gitchya brooms, peoples!
oh, how nice - boston made it a bakers dozen and are in line for more.
i fucking loathe that goddamn team. : /
135) Crow never tasted so good!
"When he has his stuff ... he's almost unhittable, sometimes"
- Jack Curry's overly cautious lauding of CC Sabathia