Overheard on the subway this morning. Two teenage boys.
“The Mets are going to kill the Yankees this weekend.”
“Fuck you.”
“The Mets have more heart. The Yankees are overpriced and old.”
“Yeah, and they’re still better than your wack-ass Mets.”
“Fuck you.”
“Jealous.”
Hilarious. I like the way the "fuck you" shifted between the speakers. You can't make that shit up.