Over at Grantland, Bryan Curtis asks: Is Good Luck in the Cards for the Rangers?
An hour before baseball’s trade deadline, I sat in a room on Long Island while a portly, mysterious man studied the ancient object I’d set before him. I didn’t know much about Professor Sánchez. I’d found him in the back pages of a Spanish-language newspaper. He spoke little English. He never gave his first name. Professor Sánchez is a mentalist.
“Profesor,” I said in crummy Spanish, “my favorite team is the Texas Rangers.” I nodded at the object I’d placed before him: a throwback Rangers cap from the era of Geno Petralli. “Do the Rangers,” I asked, meeting his eyes, “have any … curses?”
I love this shit about curses. Every team is cursed when you get right down to it.
After the way they lost the series last year, yes, they're cursed.
Of course they are, $%&# the Texas Rangers.