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Platinum

Saw this over at Hardball Talk–Josh Hamilton’s spectacular 0-5 performance last night. The Golden Sombrero is four strikes outs. So what’s three double plays and two strike outs? A full house. A full house of shit. But since it was a one-run game let’s call it the Platinum Shit House upon which all horrid nights shall now be based.

I mean, goddamn.

[Photo Credit: Jae C. Hong/AP]

5 comments

1 Ben   ~  Jun 19, 2013 10:07 am

Arod's fault. No question in my mind.

2 MSM35   ~  Jun 19, 2013 11:08 am

Remember this when a free agent non-pitcher is out there and Yankee fans are clamoring for a signing. Same goes for Pujois. Usually it's the back end of long term contracts that go sour. This will make the Angels uncompetitive for years to come.

3 thelarmis   ~  Jun 19, 2013 12:46 pm

"Platinum Shit House" = that's all kindsa awesome, Alex!

Let's insert that into the Banter Lexicon, immediately. I'm guessing Vernon is the first to pay rent...

4 Chyll Will   ~  Jun 19, 2013 1:14 pm

Something about being in Arlington and away from it. Coincidence?

5 Alex Belth   ~  Jun 19, 2013 1:44 pm

3) Nah, A Rod, of course.

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