The good news: C.C. The bad news: James Shields and the gluten-free Yankee offense.
1. Gardner CF
2. Suzuki RF
3. Cano 2B
4. Hafner DH
5. Almonte LF
6. Overbay 1B
7. Nunez SS
8. Cruz 3B
9. Stewart C
Never mind the carbs:
Let’s Go Yank-ees!
“The Artist’s Studio in the Afternoon Fog” By Winslow Homer (1894)
At least we're back to using the "Regular Irregulars" lineup, instead of last night's "Irregular Irregulars" disasterbacle ...
Sit down, Gordon!
You to Escobar.
Way to drop it down, Gritty!
Ichiro!
MUST.SCORE.RUNS.HERE.
Robbie!
YAY, RUN!
NOW, RUNS!!
C'mon, Zoilo!
Z-Almond!
Yeesh, only one.
NOW we get the flyball, so fucking typical of this lineup.
What a waste ... again.
Obviously, the trick is hitting the ball softly ...
Miguel Tejada. I didn't even know he was still playing in the bigs. HoF or no?
I hate Angel Hernandez.
HoF?
Really?
Call me when Alan Trammell is in ...
[14] HoVG. I think he's like Donnie & Bernie and just misses.
Fat Man is Big Man so far tonight.
Damn, Cain steals another one.
Nice play Luis!
Jayson Nix?
You watch your ass, there's a new BUIF in town!!!
Gar, rain ... and with the Big Man on the mound so far ...
[19] Cain is able.
Gee, don't those wasted runs in the 1st inning loom large?
[16] Not advocating, just asking.
This team is really going to lose this one ... sigh.
Good thing the Yankees are such good sports and didn't take advantage of that first inning.
Yeah, a hit.
I do not like the Kansas City Royals.
That's all.
Yeesh. We have to win game 1-0.
This is another nut punch.
Well, I decided I had better things to do down 3-1 last night, tonight's no different.
Bases Loaded in 2 consecutive innings (9th & 1st):
5 outs, 4 by strikeout.
No runs.
Fuck this shit.
Big guy deserved better tonight.
Blergh. Styrofoam has more nutritional value than the Yankees offense.
Fuck this game with a rusty chainsaw.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Well, time for soccer.
Hopefully the USMNT doesn't shit the bed like the Yankees did in the 1st inning ...
Absolutely deflating, watching this team most nights. Just a hollow, empty experience.
[38] Watching this team is like having dysentery for 5 months ...