And we're under way!

Holiday here today and Typhoon Man-Yi has just hit. A good morning to stay snug at home and watch championship-caliber baseball!

Grandy!!!

Let's steal a win and get the fuck out of town!

Thanks Clay!

1-0

I'll take it.

I'm with you, cult!!!

So Kruk thinks Alex didn't want a big inning and was content to just hit one to short. Oi.

[9] Half inning in and I'm ready to mute. Just awful.

Sori!

Watch that thumb diving back, buddy.

Fuck Kruk.

Good grief. That one almost went out.

Sigh.

Not as bad as I thought it would be.
But there it is anyway.

i cannot begin to tell you how much i fucking hate that goddman fat ass ugly as hell lying sack o' shit.

good pitch, nova.

jesus.

yankee killer.

Fuck!

Jesus..why do they keep pitching to Ortiz and Napoli?
I'm going to walk outside in the typhoon, will be more enjoyable.

Well, guess it's time to go watch the 49ers and the Seahawks. I should have stuck to my Friday night vow to not watch another pitch until Tuesday ...

nova's triceps injury is looming large here tonight...

Nova's got to be hurt. This could be a nightmare tonight.

So, maybe it's time to give Betances a shot?

Breaking Bad, News Room, Boardwalk Empire will keep my away from this crap. 3-1 already. See y'all next series.

Hmm, could be an early night for both starters.

Pasta for Alex!

Brendan!

There's that glove we've been hearing about.

I've never watched Breaking Bad but with all the Twitter fuss I'm getting turned off of watching. Surely it's not as good as the seminal TV of my childhood, shows like Cop Rock and Manimal.

that's one way of taking out a yankee killer.

catcher: catch the fucking ball.

goddamn it.

if they score here, i'll be pissed about a no interference call...

jesus, nova.

what a bunch o' crap.

right, orel. the AL pitcher of the month who is throwing with a triceps injury is not trying. good analysis. BUT, if he were "lazy" on the mound and locating, he'd be a fierce competitor?

fuck off.

that's worse than little league.

ryan's glove is as good as stewart's.

absolutely fucking PATHETIC.

What the hell was that?

Ugh. That was ugly.

[34} See, thelarmis, what Nova needs to do is first whiten his skin, then grow an horrendous looking beard, then assume the nickname 'Novy', THEN he'l produce fire on the mound!

[38] the competitiveness will "ooze out of every pore, as it does for the entire boston team."

yes, he said that.

great, a-rod being pulled from the game already.

our new DH - vernon wells.

and vernon gets cheers from the idiots at the shitty stadium with the stoopid wall.

[39] Like I said, white skin, beards, tattoos. Not like those lazy dark Latins. And that's Orel, supposedly the 'brainy' one! Really, is there NO ONE at ESPN who listens to these guys??

And there it is! The 'Beard' segment. Yes, they are such grinding Gym Rats. I can't take anymore, time to put on this Tito Puente CD on my desk.

Oh, that's the Red Sox secret. They "love to play baseball." unlike history's greatest monster, A -Rod, who hates playing baseball so much he's appealing a suspension.

Gawd the slurpping is unbearable.

Quite the "Yankees Suck" chant they had going there.

fuck boston. i hate the entire organization. may they get swept in the first round.

yeah, i'm gonna practice marimba and work on my education materials. fuck this crap.

if we don't sweep tampon, we're done...

[43] yeah, nauseating.

[44] exactly. and it's not like a-rod beat his wife and threw down an elderly team employee.

[45] that was my last straw...

adam warren in to give up the granny...

So many haters here lol...just admit it the Yankees suck and the Sox got u all beat and if u thought u were going to make it to October better pray your "ace" CC can get his shit together soon...Yankees suck ass with a straw!

and by granny, i mean 2 awesome K's and a harmless fly out! : )

[50] We knew it all along!
thelarmis, this Tito Puente record is mad, you would love it.

[51] i'm sure. i've got a box set that is all kindsa awesome. what a brilliant artist!!!

tight right calf for a-rod, to go along with his tight left hamstring.

good times.

That was kind of a neat story about Mo.

Blergh. Got a Monday morning meeting, night all.

[54] what was it? hit mute awhile back...

One thing to look forward to in the off-season. Never seeing Fat Bastard in pinstripes again.

the ejection couldn't have happened to a more disgusting looking creature.

wait...he's replaced by a look-a-like! go figure...

[57] this is true.

i'm gonna miss grandy though. i've always liked him.

[56] They said at the All-Star game, they saw him waiting in line at a concession.

Boggled their minds. Most baseball players give a clubbie some money and tell them to go get whatever they want. But Mo was waiting in a long line, just like a normal person.

[60] that rules! thanks : )

This game is a nightmare.

One thing to look forward to in the off-season. Never seeing Fat Bastard in pinstripes again.
http://movieclips.com/AfYCa-the-color-of-money-movie-its-like-a-nightmare/

Oops. Very sorry. Please forgive, [63] was a reply to [62].

[62] well, amazingly, the shit sox did not reach double digits.

color me shocked.