Tanaka time.
Brett Gardner LF
Derek Jeter DH
Jacoby Ellsbury CF
Mark Teixeira 1B
Brian McCann C
Alfonso Soriano RF
Yangervis Solarte 2B
Kelly Johnson 3B
Brendan Ryan SS
Yanks play today, they win today.
Never mind the clouds:
Let’s Go Yank-ees!
[Photo Credit: Joao Drumond via MPD]
Generous hit call. Nevermind, error.
Geez, wake up guys.
Interesting -- the GameDay locations of the two pitches in the dirt to Escobar have the pitches right in the middle of the strike zone. Must be partly because they have a lot of down break, but still, disturbingly buggy technology.
Dammit.
Nice, Derek.
Atta boy, Captain!
Bases loaded. No out. It would be best to not screw this up.
Jesus this pitcher is brutal.
What a fucking pile of horseshit that was.
Well that was predictable. Fucking Bollocks.
Of course
Is there something about Irish guys that requires them to hit into DP's?
Here we go again.
No hits, no walks, and they're gonna score. Mebbe two.
Boy, does this team suck at defense ...
Tanaka-san!
This roster is a mess. Johnson, Roberts, Sori, Ichiro and Jeter are not going to get any better. If they weren't making serious money all but the captain would be gone. Emergency signings never turn out well.
two for two for Cap'n
[16] Hm, Ichiro is fine, actually. Roberts started off terrible but has been good in May.
Ichiro has 4 rbi's. Johnson is hitting .248. and not fielding very well. We have a low standard.
OTOH, the money on Tanaka sure has been well spent, he's just a joy to watch ...
[19] But he gets on base at a good clip. Ichiro. Johnson sucks, I'll give you that. (I was talking about Roberts.)
Ichiro's OBP is .387. That's excellent.
I really want to say that I really enjoy watching Tanaka pitch. It's a true joy.
Our offense needs to undo the horrible though.
Sorry ass Sori ... ugh.
Pipp Jervis!
PORT JERVIS LOVES HOME COOKING!!!
Now that's a nice way to avoid the double play!
Damn, Cap'n justmissedit.
Tanaka does seem to have gotten a little wild. Maybe Kay is right and the rain is factoring in.
That's more like it!
Tesh to Megan's Law to Tanaka-san!
ooh that's close at first.
Ruh roh, Mark's out of the game.
oh nos. hope teix is ok.
Bad news for the Loaf Pincher ...
our hitters know that these pitchers suck right?
Thanks for missing that Sorry!
damn it. nice hit, bad decision to run.
JESUS JUMPING CHRIST ON A TEENY TINY POGO STICK ... CAN WE PLEASE STOP FUCKING OURSELVES ON HITS TO RIGHT FIELD!?!?!?!?!?!?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH.
Seriously, that's THREE times in a game and a half.
FUCK!
ok, bbq season means i need to go. Hold done the fort folks!
Tanaka-k!
Now get some runs.
Oh Masahiro, you tanaka-me out!
DO NOT DRY HUMP THE HAMMER!!!!!!
Me!
Woo hoo!
Bah, tarp time.
Not raining in Westchester.
And we're back.
Insurance!
Perfect! We'll take it!
One down
Bad Jervis
Two down
C'mon Hammer, hurt them!
Three down!
Nice work, Dave.
NAILED!