Jeter flies out to right in his first at bat.

Blergh

Limited damage

really, tex?

i bet he'll be out now with a bad calf...

Pastadivingjeter!

there's chyll will's pasta diving jeter.

i just had tortellini for dinner...

[6] Ummm, tortellini. I'm hungry.

Sheesh, where has the offense gone to tonight? Did someone forget to gas up the Score Truck?

[7] i had the score truck at the gas station, but the pumps didn't work 'coz the vandals took the handles. ; )

cap gave it a little bit of a ride.

man, i'm gonna miss him...

btw, we're being NO HIT for a third of the game. NO HITS!!!

He's giving up loads of hits tonight

Loads n loads

Oy

fuck, Fuck, FUCK!

Now cash it in.

a HIT!!!

of extra base variety, no less.

let's score both. ah, fuck it, let's get the Earl Weaver Special.

[8] Perhaps Tex gave the handles back? Guess that is up to C Young.

OK, a run is good!

I really like Doug Glanville's writing, but boy howdy is he getting on my nerves as a broadcaster. That he is paired with Rick Sutcliffe just makes it worse. Ugh.

But only 1 run is not good. :(

fucking shit.

[17] are you watching the 4-letter network? i've got the my9 broadcast, via mlb.tv.

Not AB's fault, but the "Going, Going . . ." title on this post is really describing McCarthy's start a bit too well. I'm hoping the Yanks have some kind of comeback in them . . .

royales winning 5-0.

not that it matters...

[20] Yes, I did not even try MLB.tv because I figured I would be told that I couldn't watch. I ought to try it. The four letter network sucks, especially as the WatchESPN app on my phone now includes a big white X in the middle of the screen. Ugh ugh ugh.

And Toronto is beating Seattle again! More ugh.

ichi!

steal and score.

blow jays just put up a 7-spot against the M's.

well, we're gonna win this game so it's all good!

This seems like an appropriately desultory petering out of the whole thing. Some guys tried, but man, do I want to forget this year's version of the Yanks ever existed. It's been unpleasant.

[26] I hear you, but not nearly as bad as last year, no? Or have you managed to forget that version of the Yanks ever existed, too? :)

Last year it seemed like there were no bright spots, nothing on the horizon, a bleak future indeed. I don't feel that way about 2015.

C'MON CAPTAIN!!!

[27] Agree with everything you've said there. Perhaps, I would say last year was unpleasant, while this year was consistently frustrating.

last year, we got to watch Andy and Mo pitch. I'll take it!

Good Lord, that's a ridiculous call, lol. Nice job, you bum. People paid to see Jeter, not your incompetence.

FUCKING BOLLOCKS!!!

screw you, ump. fucking cocksucking piece of shit. asshole, scumsucking douchelord.

[32] I never know which language is frowned upon here. Restrained myself from calling him a fucking hump, which is one of my go to invectives.

[32] don't hold back.

[33] colorful language is thankfully accepted - and expected! - here! language such as Rue-Let and certain presidents' initials are frowned upon (for no good reason), by word press.

[34] i'll try not to. ; )

Perhaps sacrilege but I'm tired of the Jeter hoopla, YES is almost unwatchable now.

Ready for next year, healthy Tanaka & Pineda all season would be such a great (and young!) 1-2 punch.

[35] thelarmis! What's happening man? I've got news for you on the music front, will be in touch offline later this week.

Nothing will load on my phone, so, let me guess: [32] something bad happened.

[29] Yes, I would agree with that. Particularly the last few weeks. A somewhat better offense and this would have been a very different end to the season.

Have you seen the Jeter top ten moments done in Lego? Hardball talk and baseball musings have it. The Flip is rated too low.

[6] Thanks, bro >;)

[33] This comprehensive coagulation of acapella prowess should give you an idea of what flies as far as venting around here >;)

[36] Hey MrOKJazz! Did you see the top 10 Jeter moments in minifigures video? Some off-brand non-LEGO thing. It was kind of nice, but I think has officially reached "way too much" status.

Except the Gatorade commerical. I LOVE the Gatorade commercial.

Er, that's for [36], but feel free for anyone to chime in

[40] ...sometimes.

[39] Great minds . . . :) I felt like some of the other players were not accurate for some of them - and the Posada minifigure on the flip play did NOT look like Posada at all. No scruffy 5 o'clock shadow and a smile on his face.

[41][42] I'm going to look for that now, LEGO is always cool! But I hated the Gatorade commercial.. :(

Hey hey Let's go YanKEES!

[42] Agreed. But that wouldn't be so much of an issue if the Yanks were contenders this season; they'd have other things to raise a roof or two about. I almost think they'll bounce back after all the hoopla is over.

I'm neutral on the Gatorade ad. I'm a bit fatigued by it, but it's the end of an era and another baseball season is coming to a close.

At least the Yankees won't have a losing record.

[36] i'm all about jeter! : )

[37] looking forward to hearing from you. i'll check my email...

[38] captain caught looking on a pitch clearly outside.

can we pinch hit with lou gehrig to tie the game?!

Not dead yet.

Only mostly dead.

Captain Hustle!

A hit for the Cap'n!

that's a HIT!!!

Johnny Hustle.

BOOM!!!

Dang, missed it.

Dellin allowing more hits in his most recent appearances.

Getting late, have big four next weekends up. Night all.

I know we're all but mathematically eliminated, but down one, in a game that technically "matters," and we don't have anyone to pinch hit for the two bums we just sent up???

Where have you gone, Chili Davis?

[40] it may just be the monotony of how I pepper most of my sentences with profanity. On that note, though, fucking Kelly Johnson.

it's walkoff time, people!

[63] Captain walkoff? Fingers crossed...

thanks, gritner!

win the game, captain. do it, buddy!

Well, that was anticlimactic.

well, that was fun

oh man. : (