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Mr. Big Stuff

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It’s the Big Fella.

Yanks are winning tonight, you guys.

Brett Gardner LF

Carlos Beltran RF

Alex Rodriguez DH

Mark Teixeira 1B

Brian McCann C

Chase Headley 3B

Stephen Drew 2B

Didi Gregorius SS

Slade Heathcott CF

Never mind the losing:

Let’s Go Yank-ees!

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54 comments

1 mhoward120   ~  May 22, 2015 5:59 pm

Heathcott's walk-up music just HAS to be Cum on Feel the Noize.
Perhaps Sterling's home-run call for him could include "we get wild, wild, wild..."

2 RIYank   ~  May 22, 2015 6:35 pm

He was safe.

3 Mattpat11   ~  May 22, 2015 6:36 pm

He was safe in fast motion Wretched call.

4 RIYank   ~  May 22, 2015 6:37 pm

Ummm.
Well, not so clear.

5 RIYank   ~  May 22, 2015 6:38 pm

There ya go!
Maybe 'inconclusive'.

6 Mattpat11   ~  May 22, 2015 6:46 pm

So I'll be there tomorrow. First game of the year

7 thelarmis   ~  May 22, 2015 6:55 pm

my feed is slow, i'm sure. but not liking this bases loaded nobody out situation...

8 thelarmis   ~  May 22, 2015 6:55 pm

[1] great Slade reference!

[6] nice!

9 RIYank   ~  May 22, 2015 6:56 pm

Oof.

He does have good range, though.

10 Ara Just Fair   ~  May 22, 2015 6:56 pm

Well This fucking sucks.

11 thelarmis   ~  May 22, 2015 6:57 pm

jesus fucking h. christ.

dammit, dodo!!!

12 thelarmis   ~  May 22, 2015 6:57 pm

jeter would've turned two.

13 Mattpat11   ~  May 22, 2015 6:57 pm

That's one of the more glaring errors you'll see. Why is Kay so stunned that they called it one?

14 thelarmis   ~  May 22, 2015 6:58 pm

[9] didn't need it on that play. just needed a surer glove.

15 thelarmis   ~  May 22, 2015 6:59 pm

i hate this game.

16 thelarmis   ~  May 22, 2015 6:59 pm

[13] i was thinking the same thing.

17 Mattpat11   ~  May 22, 2015 6:59 pm

Oh well.

18 Ara Just Fair   ~  May 22, 2015 7:00 pm

Good thing there's a hockey game to watch tonight.

19 thelarmis   ~  May 22, 2015 7:00 pm

motherfucker.

20 thelarmis   ~  May 22, 2015 7:01 pm

let me guess...we'll score one run in the 9th.

21 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2015 7:02 pm

I was in other thread.

My God.

22 thelarmis   ~  May 22, 2015 7:02 pm

ace-like.

not.

23 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2015 7:03 pm

This is just disgraceful.

24 coleman42   ~  May 22, 2015 7:03 pm

Mr. big Stuff not so big anymore.

25 thelarmis   ~  May 22, 2015 7:04 pm

no larry?

no mccann?

26 RIYank   ~  May 22, 2015 7:06 pm

Damn.
He looked good early, really. Like his real self.

27 thelarmis   ~  May 22, 2015 7:06 pm

well, at least we have good defense and pineda.

oh, wait...

28 thelarmis   ~  May 22, 2015 7:08 pm

i don't like dodo.

29 thelarmis   ~  May 22, 2015 7:10 pm

good for you, slade!

30 thelarmis   ~  May 22, 2015 7:17 pm

De-Rek Je-Ter !! !!!

31 coleman42   ~  May 22, 2015 7:18 pm

Jete had longer arms.

32 thelarmis   ~  May 22, 2015 7:19 pm

so much for dodo's range.

man, i'm not happy with this fucker at all.

33 coleman42   ~  May 22, 2015 7:20 pm

Jeez...8 hits in 4 innings!

34 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2015 7:22 pm

Nice hit, Alex.

35 thelarmis   ~  May 22, 2015 7:23 pm

lohud has a twitter feed on the side of its page. one of the beat writers mentioned Paul Cartier, the Yanks organist. For those here reading, I'd like to make a correction.

Cartier, who also plays for the Islanders, only plays during the week. the organist for weekend home games is my good friend, Ed Alstrom - The Maestro!

36 thelarmis   ~  May 22, 2015 7:23 pm

[34] it really was. he's sooo good at baseball.

37 thelarmis   ~  May 22, 2015 7:27 pm

thank you, choo!

38 thelarmis   ~  May 22, 2015 7:31 pm

that was low, blue.

fuck off, assfuck!

39 thelarmis   ~  May 22, 2015 7:33 pm

you've gotta be kidding me?!

dodo with a 3-run job. i was hoping drew was gonna do that. it was a legit shot too.

40 thelarmis   ~  May 22, 2015 7:34 pm

interesting first start for slade.

41 coleman42   ~  May 22, 2015 7:42 pm

Have you noticed how Headley is much better grabbing balls to his right than those to his left?

42 thelarmis   ~  May 22, 2015 7:48 pm

close for alex. certainly a pretty swing.

43 Ara Just Fair   ~  May 22, 2015 7:57 pm

7-4? Yowsers!

44 thelarmis   ~  May 22, 2015 8:07 pm

i loathe this umpire's incredibly loud and stoopid strike call.

45 thelarmis   ~  May 22, 2015 8:10 pm

good catch, kid.

well, our ace went 6 innings and gave up "only" 4 ER.

46 thelarmis   ~  May 22, 2015 8:11 pm

fat guy goes yard again.

fuck.

47 coleman42   ~  May 22, 2015 8:12 pm

[41] As a matter of fact, Coleman, you're right!

48 coleman42   ~  May 22, 2015 8:20 pm

Arod this is your moment.

49 coleman42   ~  May 22, 2015 8:29 pm

Big RBI anyway

50 coleman42   ~  May 22, 2015 8:42 pm

Whoevers still around, goodnight!

51 Mattpat11   ~  May 22, 2015 8:58 pm

Nice to see Garrett contribute.

52 rbj   ~  May 22, 2015 9:20 pm

Hmm, back from the Mud Hens, a thrilling 3-2 win. Looks like things got interesting here. Last I heard it was 10-5.

Mark!

53 rbj   ~  May 22, 2015 9:26 pm

Damn. Night all.

54 Mr OK Jazz Tokyo   ~  May 23, 2015 5:47 am

Great game. Pretty shocking that Stephen Drew didn't come through that's at AB. (Not being fair I know, he hit a liner, just bad luck..)

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