The Yanks turn to none other than Nathan Eovaldi to put an end to this losing nonsense.
Feel better?
Right.
Brett Gardner LF
Chase Headley 3B
Alex Rodriguez DH
Mark Teixeira 1B
Brian McCann C
Garrett Jones RF
Stephen Drew 2B
Didi Gregorius SS
Slade Heathcott CF
Never mind no negative thinking:
Let’s Go Yank-ees!
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Got the gutters cleaned, now nothing to do but lie on the couch and watch the Yankees lose.
Headley! Well, we got our two runs.
Brian! I'm liking this inning.
My plan was not to watch the Yankees lose. I expected to achieve this by not watching the Yankees. But I couldn't resist. So now, maybe, I can achieve it in the more desirable way.
Maybe.
Wow!
Gritner!
So Teixeira comes to bat for the second time in the first inning. Damn, I wonder when was the last time that happened.
I'd bunt anyway. If you're going to give me that, I'll take it 8-0 or not.
This is getting good. Early fireworks.
Holy shit.
Can't predict baseball.
Double-digits before we make four outs in the game???
Even Drew joins the party.
A single would have netted him two RBI, but no, he has to go yard. What a selfish, rally-killing, A-Rod thing to do.
Jeez, I think he's out.
What is a guy thinking, stealing in that situation, anyway??
Stealing down ten?
Yep.
Out! Ha!
Man, good day for Chase.
Even dozen.
Nice outing for Eo.
Just back from parade in my daughter's town, Patterson NY. Got in car after parade, turned to 660...nearly drove off side of Rte. 22 when I heard 10-0. It's all uphill from here...remember 1998!
May there be many, many more!!
Good swing, Slade.
Slade joins the homer party! Congrats, kid.
[20] Eleven, I believe. (It went from 8 to 11 on a three-run dinger.)
[23] Right! Slade rocks.
Ha!
(I think that's a classic "Ha".)
Everything's going the Yankees way today.
Argument that "Yanks aren't that bad off" after losing 10 of 11 is both specious and fallacious.
This is a pleasant game. Let's keep 'em at 1 to help with our run diff.
[27] It's spellacious!
Rookie day in the Bronx!
I can spell aye shuss.
That's a very good pitch/out ratio. So far.
Good job, Nathan.
A first ML homer and now a ML debut, plus an ass kicking.
A memorable Memorial Day.
Not bad.
Would love to see the Yankees draft Mo's kid.
Good day all around!
Lindgren looks promising. Just has to stop walking guys. ("Just")