would you believe i've never tried a strawberry?

of course you would!

i did use my darryl strawberry glove for a baseball catch with my wife in the park on sunday : )

Good lord.

You do keep raising the bar, thelarmis.

that's what i do.

Were you deprived as a child? Did others in your family eat strawberries? Are you what might be called "a pill"? Do you eat any fruit?

No disrespect and in normal social interaction i would not ask these questions to an acquaintance, but after these few years i feel a banter brotherhood.

[4] all good! to answer your ?s:

- no, definitely not deprived as a child.

- yes, there were always strawberries in the house. my grandpa, who i was super close with, use to stock them regularly. he and my mom ate them all the time.

- i am most definetely NOT a pill. ahem. and, harrumph.

- yes, i eat - and enjoy - other fruits.