My Dude Garrett Jones is the odd man out again.

I like this not giving up runs in the first.

No doubter.

I love Didi. What a fucking play. Out!

Wow.

What kind of name is 'Urshela', anyway?

Full extension, turn and flip by Didi gets it done

Notpastadivingdidi!

[5] Sounds like somebody got a little too tipsy watching Dr. No...

[8] Or Cashino Royale!

C'mon, CC

I hope this works out, but watching CC in trouble is agony

Yay!

There ya go!

Wow, that was a BIG GIDP.

I remember Salazar, he's good. With what we've seen with both starting and relief pitching, why is Cleveland in last place?

CC is an escape artist this evening.

Phew

Red Sox starter E-Rod and some of what passes for a relief corps didn't manage to escape this afternoon, though. The Marlins' catcher, one J. T. Realmuto, picked up five RBI in the sixth inning, a team record. Miami put up 14 against New England... uh, Boston.

The Blue Jays appear to have their game well in hand, though, huh?

I know Michael Kay re-signed with ESPN radio for three years, but where is he now on YES?

Uh oh.
I don't think he's gonna squeeze out of this one, somehow.

Okay, bad strategy, good for us.
So at least the possibility of a really nasty inning is greatly reduced.

[19] still around. I guess it's vacation time

Ugh.
Well, I didn't really think CC was going to pitch a shutout.
Contain the damage, Big Man.

CC, we can still read your lips...

And indeed he does!

[22] it blows my mind that a baseball announcer takes a summer vacation, they got this thing called the off-season.

Is it possible to hit the ball on a hit and run?

CC gives a good effective start with not much stuff, and gives up one run. Before Gardner's now erased single, the Yankees have ONE HIT! What's the issue here?

[28] I think I've figured it out. I have the exact diagnosis...

Sigh. Here we go again.

Is CC trying to prove he can get out of tough situations tonight? This is ridiculous.

[28] check that...

Le sigh

Nice, Didi!

wow! DiDi!

Didi the Cannon

Oh My, Blackberries Pie.

What a play by Didi. Degree of difficulty-LARGE.

Well done!

[28] I think the diagnosis is bat poisoning by facing two knuckleballers within one week.

[37] Oh, no, it's simple. (I just forgot.)
It's that our hitting sucks.

Yeah, I didn't an advanced degree in baseball for nothing, ya know.

Whoa, Carlos.
Okay, I think Didi has a shot here, a chance to do something really useful without his glove on. Come on, rook!

Oy.
Yeah, probably not a good chance to tag and score on that one, huh?

One of those nights.
We're having a whole lot of them.

Chasen Shreve: fine bespoke items in sterling silver.
(At least what it reminds me of)

Wow. We suck at scoring runs...

[43] I think Kay took the bats with him on vacation.

When do the sabermetrics kick in?

[45] do not take the brown sabermetrics.

That last pitch looked like a cookie for Alex

If TBA beats the Yanks tomorrow they are really in trouble.

Awful lot of infield outs tonight, if I'm not mistaken.

Rally time!

Pathetic

See ya!

Yup, we suck.

Goodbye, 1st place... : (