Go Yankees!

Hey, I am getting the Yankee game!

Hell yeah!

Gritner!

Go go Gritner!

[2] i'm not getting it anywhere. mlb/roku is blacked out. mlb.tv on my laptop is giving me a radio feed. fox has cards vs. reds.

Geez, Colabello is kind of a stud. I didn't realize.

Next time the Twins don't like a power hitter they have, Cashman should jump.

Wooohooo, Big Mike in the House!

nice inning!

suzyn's accent is sooo bad. bawtom of the inning...

Stay solid, Big Mike!

[9] There are no bad accents.

Chased!!!

Holy smokes!
Chase!

Headley, double the pleasure

Atta boy, Chase!

Okay, we need the next two homers with men on base.

[11] well, if my students play accents instead of ghost or tap strokes next week on their finals, i'm taking points off!

Oh, man. Uh oh.

Crap, now I'm switched over to the Reds game. See you for part II.

suzyn just pulled an RI!!!

Jesse Barfield was clearly the answer to which player hit 50 homers for both the yanks and blow jays. this, apparently, confused sterling so she had to clarify that this did not happen in one season. i imagine that would be some kind of record.

Good to have Brettski back.

[20] You should hear my accent.

I figured it out, Drew has pictures.

[22] are any of your lectures online?

if not, gimme a call later and we'll have a drink over the line!

i used to have a very thick NY accent. after a few years in PA, i started to purposefully (purposely?) change it. now, there are certain words i can't say without a strong NY accent and it comes back quick!

When coaching I always ask the players on the bench how many points we need to win by one. I'll say five runs in this one.

fucking joey bats.

Yeah, Joey Bats it. Kind of expected. Well, just a solo.

I don't really have a New England accent. Or a New York accent. I guess Suzyn has both! In a way I do too, but really in my case they sort of averaged out and disappeared into a fairly generic American. (My mom's family is from New England, though my mom was born and grew up in Manhattan.)

We seem to lose a lot more with our shifts than we gain. Is that (i) just an illusion, (ii) bad luck, or (iii) bad strategy?

Yikes.
Not a good inning for Pineda. And he knows it!

Go get 'em, Mike. Kill.

Whew!

Now we're talking!
Double your pleasure, double your runs!

[28] yup, that's what i say - i have a pretty straightforward american accent. sometimes i get pretty new york - esp. when i'm drunk, super tired, or angry : )

certain words always come out with a thick NY accent - chocolate, water, coffee, daughter...

hey-rod!

i missed the homer. we have our neighbors here...

fuckin' fuck fuck.

Oh, man.
Freaking EE.

motherfucking bullshit.

Motherfucking blue hays and that asshole trot. Fuck!

lotsa bandwagon blow jay fans in the house, huh? that pisses me off something fierce.

ellsbury has been struggling...

bullpen.

Well that was terrible.

bollocks.

oh, good!

All worked out though.

Now time for runs.

OK coaches, are we going for this with Dellin against Their 2,3,4 or sticking with Wilson until we get a lead?

[46] dellin.

Now we need that fifth run.

weak.

FUCK YOU, BAUTISTA!!!

FUCK YOU.

Seething.

i wish ellsbury would steal bases again...

back-to-back walks to the top of the order. speed on the basepaths. bullpen move.

if we don't fucking score here, we don't deserve to make the playoffs.

score, take the lead, miller shuts 'em down. do it. make it happen.

LET'S GO YAN-KEES!! !!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

gotta double steal here.

oh, good.

gritner should steal now...

yes, plays!

MAC!!!!

tie game. gritner on 3rd w/ 1-out.

of course, it comes down to Alex. let's go A-ROD!!!

another bullpen move. wasting guys for Game 2!

a-rod 0-3 vs. osuna, w/ 3 k's.

inside 1-0

high and inside. chin music. fans boo.

2-0

low and outside.

3-0

green light? i don't think so.

swing and a miss.

3-1

infield in.

low, ball 4.

bases loaded.

NO DP!!!

alex is pulled for a pinch runner. it's pirela.

helps avoid double play...

shouldn't it be noel?

outside.

1-0

Rats.

FUCK!!!!

goddamnit, chase. fly out to shallow right. gritner couldn't score.

motherfucker.

c'mon, bird.

earn those pinstripes!

Bird was robbed.

FUCK!!!

pennington. motherfucker.

Fail.

pathetic.

extras in game 1. of course...

Looks like free baseball. Since we suck at extras let's get it over without using every arm in the pen. Watch out for Bautista. .

miller kicked ass!

4 k's in 2 innings, including donaldson and bow-teeeeeest-uh in the 10th.

gotta be loup.

[75] beat.

beat loup.

c'mon ackley. show you're a true yankee! ; )

hey, it's NOT a pinch stand there!

Heartbreak ahead.

nothin' doin'.

mitchell in now and throws 4 straight balls to his first batter.

FUCK!!!!!!!!!

wow. a walk and hit batsmen. with 2 strikes no less...

yup, we're doomed.

Eat fucking shit, blue. Are you fuckimg kidding!

Mitchell, you fucking suck, too.

fucking douche fucker.

another goddamn walk.

bases loaded for free. nobody out. gonna lose this won and again tonight. oh, and we'll lose tomorrow too. pretty soon, it won't fucking matter.

ok. BIG strikeout.

please get a dp right fucking now.

bullpen. lefty. who is it?

i hope it's shreve over pazos...

yup, shreve.

must get DP!!

fuck. coltrane pinch hitting.

this is a bad move...

wow.

3-0

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!

unfuckingbelievable.

Good to know Jay s could have gone to plate blindfolded with ping pong paddles this inning and still taken the lead. What a fucking joke!

what are the chances donaldson goes 0-6?

Eat a big bag of fucking shit.

wow. walks in a run.

FUCK YOU!!!!!!

Sprinkles, like strikes, are for winners.

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopoooooooooooo

Walk him. Better than a salami.

holy shit.

dickfucker.

Too painful to watch.