Yanks are in Tampa for 3 vs. the Rays. The Trop has not been kind to our boys in recent years. Let’s hope that changes starting now.
It’s ol’ CC on the bump.
Jacoby Ellsbury CF
Brett Gardner LF
Alex Rodriguez DH
Brian McCann C
Carlos Beltran RF
Greg Bird 1B
Chase Headley 3B
Didi Gregorius SS
Brendan Ryan 2B
Never mind the catwalks:
Let’s Go Yank-ees!
[Photo Credit: Ian Hughes via This Isn’t Happiness]
I have been to the Trop. several times. Awful place. Seats too close together. Ugly field that needs a new turf. Faux palm trees. Very empty during the week because no one can get there after work. There is no reason to have a team in Florida.
Good first for CC
The September Yankees. See something completely terrible every night.
whew/phew.
get one more.
What the hell? Yankees clown routine in the field?
Phew
[4] more like eewww, but the Yankees and CC get out of it. It's hard enough for CC...
hello, offense?
What will it take to retire Drew and Ryan? Neither can hit and their fielding is going south.
Ah, good CC.
no mas perfecto!
A base runner!
Fortunately, at this rate of pitch consumption Ramirez will only be able to go... uh... nine innings.
If CC can get through six...
This lineup: Ellsbury and Gardner slumping. No Tex, Arod decent, but all long ball, McCann showing pop, Beltron leading the team in average, who would have thought that in June? Bird, an exciting Rookie who will probably bat 250, and Chase Headly who I've been watching all year, but still have no vibe for. Oh, and general mediocrity at second. DiDi has really developed into a player the Yankees might keep for a long time.
Who are these players? I will give Girardi some credit, but he has mental lapses too. We've had a great year as fans, but it could be a flimsy house of cards right now.
Yeah, Beltran is now the 3rd best hitter on the team. Well, second best since Teixeira is not really "on the team" anymore. Amazing.
DP!
Now let's see if we can end the no-no and shut out
Didi sure can sling it. Him and Robbie would have been a mean dp combination. Sigh...
Seems like Didi should be in charge of ending the No-No. Just for the sake of echolalia.
It was a nice DP, great pick up and throw by Ryan, and pivot by DiDi.
Nope.
I mean, "Uh uh."
[18] Funny, and prolly the Banter debut of "echolalia"
Not Ryan either
The Fernando screwball. Wtf!
Yeah, the spellchecker doesn't believe in 'echolalia'.
chase is a below average defender. what the fuck, dude?
Well at least Headley didn't make a shitty throw.
Oh, Chase
CC pitching in the house of horrors.
LALIA... Lalia... lalia...
that was a STRIKE!!!
Just tuned into Gameday. Is Edwar Ramirez throwing a no-no against us?!
blind ump.
great job, carsten charles!
[31] I think it was.
But, no harm, no foul.
[32] yup.
Good outing by CC, such rare occurences should not be wasted.
[32] yeah yeah.
It's echolalia night at the Banter. In honor of CC, I guess.
CC representing! Good for him. He needs to be rewarded. Get a hit,two or three somebodies!
Just tuned in. Happy new year to the Jewish banterers. Steal gardi. Alex, end the no no.
[34] it wasn't a foul. should've been a called strike. ; )
btw, i thought my laila echo effect post was rather brilliant. ahem.
Oh goddam it.
Are you kidding me?
Jesus Fucking Christ.
McCan't.
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[facepalm]
What kind of shi*y baserunning
Motherfucking Modammit! Thought it was going out.
Well, really? Nice play by Nanook of the North.
Rays radio guys having on-air orgasm from that catch..justified?
L'shanah tovah, Gary from CC.
[40] Genius, by drummer standards.
[48] Good catch. Leaping against the wall. Definitely highlight film, probably won't make Sports Center.
[46] i did too.
[39] happy jew year!
[49] yes, exactly. i agree.
c'mon, blue!
[50][51] thelarmis, RI, a local friend here asked me what non-Christian people did on Xmas day in the US. I said they either joined other folks parties, or if they are New Yorkers, Chinese food & the movies. My friend said 'ah yes, same for Japan except you take your sweeteheart for Chinese or Italian food, then a love hotel instead of the movies.'
nice, cc!
[53] nice! yup, chinese food and movies for me. well, now that there are no more tolkien films, i might opt for the "love hotel" instead ; )
No W for CC.
CC'S best start of the year. Give him some help please!
crap. lost him.
sabs won't finish the 7th...
[53] I don't think I've ever been to a love hotel.
There has to be a joke about coming once a year here, but I'm not the one who's gonna make it.
Great job , Big Fella.
Whew.
Nice! Now, some runs
whew!
ok, i'm going to grab a burrito. i want some yankee runs when i get home! [there is definitely a joke in there. i put on it on a tee for RI]
[59] http://tokyodesu.com/2013/12/12/japans-10-strangest-love-hotel-names/
[63] no grabbing a burrito at the love hotel? No brisket for Rusha Homa?
Better luck next time, dude. Now score some runs!
A hit!
Beli!
I get in the car and we get a hit!
Salsa time
[64] number 10 is particularly funny in a sophomoric kind of way.
And a steal
Is rush homa auto correct?. And indeed we had briskit! An end to the no no. Since bird is up. I'll add we had duck with the briskit
[64] Awesome. Obviously “Ora Ora” is the love hotel of choice for echolalia day.
And an error?
Wait...
Oh, he did catch it.
This is an odd game.
[71] nah, that's what we called it at work, because we had to leave early.
Transfer
Goo Research? Lol...
Speaking of Chinese restaurants, I'll take a run from Colome, and a run from column B.
[71] We use the bris kit for an altogether different occasion.
Dammit
Back-to-back puns by rbj and RIY!
Fuck. Shoulda stole home : )
Should've stolen...
[79] but there might be brisket served after the the procedure.
[84] Yeah, no.
Maybe just some nice vegetable soup.
[85] yeah, carved meat is not really appropriate.
Oh, look, here's Logan Foreskinscythe.
Sigh.
Aw crap
We're done.
Yeah, feels like a walk-off, doesn't it?
Heartbreak Hotel Banana and donut.
Friggen Wilson out of his league (of nations) again.
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
season over.
[93] Yes, you make a good point there. Or 14.
3 fucking errors.
Inexcusable.
[92] Always wanted to visit Hotel le Sound, but alas the opportunity never arose..
After the football Giants loss last nights, and now this...I might have to give up TV sports for a while.
[94] Don't be melodramatic.
[95] I see what you did there.
Dustin on board
nice rip. wish it was a gapper...
Only thing worse than a bunt is a DP
Unbelievable.
3-6, DP the hard way.
Jacoby, woe is you.
Oh, Snozzerry.
fucking bollocks.
rico should've stolen 3rd and home...
speed on the bases.
centaur to save the season!
Alex?
As usual, up to Arod.
gritty.
not sure cc would've gotten that call...
Tied up!
Well I'll be damned.
Whop-hoooo!
Wow, look at Alex!!! :)
That was beautiful!
A-ROD!!!
fuck yeah!
beautiful.
season not over : )
Yay! Centaur
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wait. did they call a DI on brett's stolen bag? what the fuck for?!
Alex!
Slade Heathcott.
Interesting situation.
c'mon, slade - we're all crazee now!
Oh.
My.
God.
Holy fuck!!!!!!
Holy fuck.
The Kid!
Slade!
SLADE!!!!
we're gonna Run, Runaway with this game!!!
That was unbeFUCKINGlievable.
Holy shit.
Mama mama we're all crazy now! Slade!
Someone's buying Slade a steak dinner tonight.
That was awesome!
A new member of the new core 4: Heathcott, Didi, Tanaka, Betances.
I just missed the excitement to overlook a proposal looking at Korean pharmaceutical marketing methods.. :(
first pitch, oppo field.
CRUSHED!!!
[128] maybe Ellsberry?
the official scorer really needs to give brett a stolen base.
[133] Hell, I'll buy it.
C'mon Feel Da Noize!!!
[134]agreed, but let's not lose sleep over it.
By the way, that IBB to McCann worked out well, didn't it?
Alex is definitely THE leader of this team.
I would have no problem naming him Captain.
After that home run, the crowd at the Trop suddenly went quiet.
Oh no, wait. I mean, they suddenly continued to go about their business, with no apparent awareness that there was any sort of sports event occurring in their vicinity.
But let's not forget who made this possible
the dugout was a ton o' fun after that homer.
a-rod is even awkward high-fiving and taking teammates' helmets off.
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stolen base awarded!
my kvetching paid off ; )
[134] tour wish is the scorer's demand
[139] funny!
[140] the tweets on the side of lohud keep saying how loud it is there and the stadium is filled with yanks fans. i like that!
Two down
nice fucking pitch!
Siddown!
[147] I guess that's right -- anyway the Yankee fans are much louder than the Rays' "fans", who number in the high three figures.
these curveballs are *gorgeous*
Hot damn.
Now that was a great win. Great, great win.
Amazing. Cheers, y'all.
BALLGAME!!!
Three down!
Hell of a win
Night all
Nice win!
I can still watch sports on TV! Literature will gave to wait.
Exciting win! I like how Meredith is big enough to look players in the eye, because they normally wouldn't with her other bigness.
slade quite calm, cool, and collected. impressive.
Night all.
[158] she is rather well endowed. also, impressive.
Big Bad Slade.
Damn.
Well, let's play another one tomorrow!
good way to begin the new year!
Happy New Year all!
Wow. Looks like I a missed a good one. I had to go to Hachioji (bleak city on the far outskirts of the Tokyo sprawl) to visit a one of a boutique hotel chain we are doing the branding for.
One good thing they have going for them is that you can buy a code from a vending machine for 1000 yen (about 10 bucks) and it allows you to anonymous watch all the adult movies you want all night. (or regular movies, too).
Totally forgot there was a game. Thanks for the thread.