So Gary Sanchez gets a four-game suspension and Romine gets two. That sounds about right. Alex Wilson gets four and the instigator of it all, Miggy Cabrera, is nailed with a week. Naturally, he served up a hot dish of Crybaby Souffle to reporters after he got the news.
Mike Axisa has the lowdown, as alway.
Never mind that, now duly bonded in brotherhood, let’s see how our boys handle the Mariners this weekend back home in the Bronx. It is uncommonly lovely here in New York, a slight chill in the air hinting at the fall ahead of us. Beautiful night for a ballgame with our old pal C.C. on the hill. Not only that, but Starlin Castro makes his return to the lineup.
Never mind the lumps (or the goofy-ass jerseys):
Let’s Go Yank-ees!
Picture by Bags
Paulie O says they look like a Little League All Star team with the uniforms, the different sneakers (C.C. OH MY!). Pretty great call.
I thought the suspensions were light
Mike Axisa rules!
I don't hate the jerseys as much as expected. In fact, I think I might actually like them...
Fuck Miggy. That guy's always been an asshole.
my softball team has nicer jerseys and hats.
and I HATE names on the backs of the Yanks
and get those kids off my lawn!
Nope, dont look right. But not as bad as the red hats
Oh, it's definitely weird. It's very spring training like. One day would probably be better than a full weekend of it. But, yeah, the red hats are awful. I don't like the camo one either. Really, the only one I dig is the Father's Day blue. I actually have a t-shirt of that.
Whew on the grounds rule. Keep it scoreless...dub.
Gamel's got great hair. Glad he's on a team that doesn't go against nature! : )
Please hit it out the courtroom, Judge.
His did he not crush that pitch?
How, not his. Damn iphone
Paulie with the paradiddles!! Best announcing thing EVER!!!!!
Incredible how close failure and success is in this game. Judge gets 3 good pitches to hit, fouls 2 off, pops up the 3rd. Earlier in the year any one of those pitches is nailed over the fence. So humbling. So cruel. So close. So far.
Crap. Keep the shutout in tact.
97 from CC
Yeah, CC
No more perfecto!
Bad night for catchers
I think Cano should have gone with Jackie on his jersey
Bases juiced. Still no hits off this chump! It's high time for one.
Shit
Dammit, just short
Fuck
No hitter intact. In tact, even.
Damn - Stanton now has 49 homers!
Oh no. We're losing...
All Starlin! A hit
Don't fail here
Fail.
Bases loaded again...
Come on, whadda ya allergic to scoring runs? How about it, Todd?
Sigh, more RISP fail
Boo
This just in: A Major League professional looks that much dumber striking out when the name on the back of their jersey reads ToddFather
Wow, short leash
Fuck this fucking game. lol
Oh good, the Red Sawx are losing
C'mon, Brett!
C'mon Gritner ... I don't know if I can take anymore RISPfail
Oy
Pathetic
#RISPFAIL
Jeebus, blue.
That was ball 4, blue .
Ball 5!
Tied up!
Wahoo!
SIR DIDI!!!!!
Love me some Didi.
Judge moves like another big Yankee ... Winfield.
Gah! Horrible.
Safe! Why aren't they reviewing it??
Double and triple shit.
nice photo, alex, but what's that black covering the top of the ny life building? i used to work there.
His foot was in there! Out of the baseline, maybe?
Sigh.
Just ... sigh.
[52] Maybe because he deserves to be out for that fuckup?
But...he was safe!
[54] i figured it out, never mind!
Jesus, this game makes me want to go down to the garage and start the car and just ... wait ... for the sweet embrace of death.
Total failure
This is going to extra innings, isn't it?
[60] this game? i've felt that way since june. thankfully, i don't have a car.
[62] Not if Betances has anything to do with it ...
Jesus fucking Christ. Enough with the fucking walks.
1-pitch double play instead.
I've got a bad feeling here
One more, please.
Uh-oh. It's Robbie...
I smell bases clearing double off a sweet swing.
Not gonna boo Cano. I have no problem with going for the biggest paycheck.
Wow!
Gotta win now.
Yes!
Walk off time
Onions!
as good as our bullpen is supposed to be, the only one i trust is robertson
Come on, Kraken
Aaron - please rise once again. Pretend it's before the all-star game.
Here come The Judge!
back from dinner. guess I didn't miss much. extras.
Dammit
Fucking Bullocks.
Crap
Let's walk this off now; I don't wanna see chapman in this game.
C'mon, Didi!
[73] was so worried i jinxed us
saws getting killed. we NEED this one.
This is wasteful.
Ugh
Bollox.
Hamma only threw 16 pitches. Instead, chapman is gonna lose the game here...
Buckle up.
99 (strike), 100 (ball), 100 (out).
The Todfather is pretty good over there at the hot corner!
What positioning!
Wow, just turned to the local news for a minute. High school football season here in Ohio. Which is a big thing for some reason.
Whelp, there ya go.
That's not good.
how many more years and how many more millions?
Nice work, Chapman. Put it on a tee.
And there's the ball game. Knew it. Fuck this fuming clown. He cannot be trusted. Shit sox got crushed and we needed this game. Fucking shithead.
Fuming? Really, iPhone? FUCK!
chapman is throwing 2-3 mph less than usual and no one is talking about it because he's still throwing 101 mph. but he's not right. stop using him and put him on the dl.
4.23 era for the fucking shitfucker.
Another lefty homering off the piece o shit
Warning track power
3 innings of them trying to hit home runs.
Chapman makes me appreciate Mo all that more. Only one time did he struggle for a couple of weeks.
He's safe. Gawd blue is bad
hilariously bad call
GREAT call, Blue.
Jesus.
Fuck fuck fuck
Yeesh
That was fucking terrible.
fucking pathetic.
I hope that I have nice dreams. Probably not.