Last night baseball was terrible. Today it might be ice cream and gravy and all sorts of other wonderful things. So we’ll be watching and rooting.
Get over yourselves, guys, and get right, right away, would ya, hah?
Never mind the spilt milk:
Let’s Go Yank-ees!
Picture by Bags
Is Bird the word?
No, Kay, A-ROD is a fucking terrible nickname.
Promising at bat from Bird.
Nice bunt, Hedley.
Finally. Wouldn't have sent Bird though
What a dumb send.
What a stupid fucking send.
Oh, look, that would have been another run.
Idiots.
This team deserves to fall short.
Fuck, it's annoying.
Judge looks like hot garbage right now.
Nice hit, Bird
Bird!
Woo hoo, me!
Good job, Pickles.
Oopsie!
RISP success! Thank you Starlin
ANOTHER great at bat from Bird.
Me likey!!!
Not optimal, but still good.
oof
Oh for FUCK'S sake.
Jeebus
Phew!
One down
Two down
Three down! Much better game.
see ya tomorrow, cult
Boom!
Well, that's a win.