The Red Sox beat the Yanks about the face and neck and every other place last night to the tune of 14-1. It was a beating—thought Aaron Judge had a good night and Giancarlo Stanton picked up a couple of hits. That was about the only good news in an otherwise forgettable affair for the visitors.
Tonight, they’ll have to deal with a seemingly rejuvenated David Price. But that’s okay, they can hang.
Never mind the cold April start:
Let’s Go Yank-ees!
I refuse to acknowledge there was a last night
Line drive in the box score
Stanton!
Gary!
This I like. My cat snooze made me miss Stanton
Caught Gary"s big fly. Heat up, fellas!
Hmmm
David priced himself out of the game
Yanks going to need more than 4.
The Lumbersome Masher!
What’s this beef
Poor baby needs to move his foot off the bag.
Seriously? Reviewing the slide?
This is bullshit.
I miss some taters? And now extra-curricular activity by the boys?
Just what this game needed. A delay.
Nune4! But I’ll call it a hit
Damn, just missed. Encouraging though
Sanchez!
Huzzah and Hot Damn!
Gary go boom-boom!
Let's hope the pen holds it and gets that run differential (lookin at YOU thelarmis) back in shape.
Crap
Fuck
Motherfucker.
I'm actually impresses with tonight's ump. Squeezing line a bastard but at least consistent.
I missed the early fireworks. Then my wife was talking to me during Gary's 2nd HR. For some reason, she thinks I can't listen to her while looking at the game.
But every time I concentrate, bad things happen.
More runs, please!
Woo-hoo. "Double steal."
Blam.
So should Stanton sit for home games?
Ouch. That will rattle one's cage.
Double digits.
Double fucking digits!!
God fucking dammit. Bury these insufferable scumsucking dickbags.
12 more outs. Ugh.
Never saw that before
I hope Didi is wearing a cup.
Leadoff man on. Ugh.
11 outs to go. I Fucking HATE the Fens. Always have. Never understood why people think that dump is charming...
What happened to Kenny? This is supposed to be his swan song, but I haven't heard him since spring training. Maybe West Coast games?
Oooohhhh
Nice having Judge and Stanton on your team
Tyler Austin is full of piss and vinegar.
Love it. No suspensions, though, please. We can't afford it.
Joe Kelly is a punk, skinny weiner with glasses..(oh wait...that's me)
Love how Boston got pushed back to their dugout
[41] Good one!
[42] That was good.
Obviously the improved pace of play doesn’t apply to Yankee Red Sox games.
Solid inning. More runs now.
Why wasn't Tanaka getting that call?
Fuck you, blue
This is not going to be smooth.
I spoke to soon about the ump. Granted he’s gone downhill since getting blasted in the mask.
FU JD
Sweeeeeeet. Atta boy, Dave!
Yeah, Chapman. Not a save, but we need this win
Would love to see Chapman get two quick outs then sail a 99mph heater three feet behind Mookies noggin.
Ok, double play now
Dammit!
Knuckles, you stole my brain.
Fuuuuuuuuuck! Bollocks
Jesus H. Can't it ever be easy?
Umm, not good
More Sandy Leons.
Yay, another 4 hour Yanks Sawx gaame
He likes that slider.
Yes! One more!
Come one blue, I thought you wanted to get this over
Lame.
Thank you. Night all.
Hell yeah. Cheers, y'all.
Exhale. Thanks guys. Back to work.