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Breaking Even

Today gives Hiroki and I’ve got a good feeling that he’s going to pitch a strong game. Will the bats give him some help, that’s the question.

Brett Gardner CF
Jayson Nix SS
Robinson Cano 2B
Mark Teixeira 1B
Travis Hafner DH
Kevin Youkilis 3B
Vernon Wells LF
Ichiro Suzuki RF
Chris Stewart C

Never mind dem brooms:

Let’s Go Yank-ees!

[Photo by transplanted New Yorker, Justin L]

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1 RagingTartabull   ~  Jun 13, 2013 3:04 pm

lot of buzz for this one, huh?

2 Alex Belth   ~  Jun 13, 2013 3:05 pm

Don't ya know?

3 RagingTartabull   ~  Jun 13, 2013 3:07 pm

El Duque at Old Timer's Day! I'm gonna be out of town, but if I wasn't I would love to see that.

4 RagingTartabull   ~  Jun 13, 2013 3:16 pm
5 monkeypants   ~  Jun 13, 2013 3:26 pm

Whoa, I didn't know the game was on this afternoon...on TeeVee here, even. I can see from the boxscore that Vernon Wells is keeping up his hot hitting.

6 rbj   ~  Jun 13, 2013 3:33 pm

This isn't good. Maybe I should go back to work.

7 garydsimms   ~  Jun 13, 2013 3:35 pm

Stewart missed him at the plate

8 RagingTartabull   ~  Jun 13, 2013 3:35 pm

CB Bucknor blew a call?? SURELY YOU JEST!

9 RagingTartabull   ~  Jun 13, 2013 3:37 pm

edit:

Chris Stewart blew a defensive play?? SURELY YOU JEST!

10 Alex Belth   ~  Jun 13, 2013 3:46 pm

Ugh.

11 rbj   ~  Jun 13, 2013 4:13 pm

Oy, that would have been an RBI

12 RIYank   ~  Jun 13, 2013 4:57 pm

Let's go! One run, just one...

13 rbj   ~  Jun 13, 2013 4:58 pm

Come on Mark.

14 rbj   ~  Jun 13, 2013 5:08 pm

Ruh roh.

15 rbj   ~  Jun 13, 2013 5:13 pm

Crap.

16 rbj   ~  Jun 13, 2013 5:16 pm

Two outs

17 rbj   ~  Jun 13, 2013 5:18 pm

Three outs!

18 Mr OK Jazz Tokyo   ~  Jun 13, 2013 5:18 pm

Houdini!

19 Ara Just Fair   ~  Jun 13, 2013 5:27 pm

Joba for the 10th? Or does he need to recover from yesterday's shitshow?

20 rbj   ~  Jun 13, 2013 5:28 pm

Ichiro with the SB

21 The Hawk   ~  Jun 13, 2013 5:48 pm

Why bunt Gardner of all people to third w no outs? Ugh

22 Ara Just Fair   ~  Jun 13, 2013 5:48 pm

C'mon, Teix! For. Fuck's. Sake!

23 rbj   ~  Jun 13, 2013 5:48 pm

Come on Mark

24 rbj   ~  Jun 13, 2013 5:50 pm

I'll take that. It's up to you Pronk.

25 Ara Just Fair   ~  Jun 13, 2013 5:51 pm

Pronk just caught a major break. That was strike 3 all day every day. Except today.

26 rbj   ~  Jun 13, 2013 5:53 pm

Oof.

27 The Hawk   ~  Jun 13, 2013 5:53 pm

Youkilis could make some friends here

28 rbj   ~  Jun 13, 2013 5:54 pm

Modammit!

29 The Hawk   ~  Jun 13, 2013 5:58 pm

Brutal

30 Ara Just Fair   ~  Jun 13, 2013 6:01 pm

This is about 5 minute late but booooooooooooooooooooooooo!

31 rbj   ~  Jun 13, 2013 6:07 pm

Weird delivery

32 Ara Just Fair   ~  Jun 13, 2013 6:08 pm

Is Stewart capable of stealing 3rd AND home?

33 rbj   ~  Jun 13, 2013 6:11 pm

Utterly pathetic offense.

34 RIYank   ~  Jun 13, 2013 6:19 pm

13.

35 Ara Just Fair   ~  Jun 13, 2013 6:22 pm

Atta boy, Robbie. He friggin' ripped that one.

36 Ara Just Fair   ~  Jun 13, 2013 6:24 pm

Score a fucking run!

37 rbj   ~  Jun 13, 2013 6:24 pm

What'll it be this time, a triple play?

38 Ara Just Fair   ~  Jun 13, 2013 6:27 pm

Ofer6. Whoo-hoo!

39 Ara Just Fair   ~  Jun 13, 2013 6:31 pm

PYOUK!

40 Ara Just Fair   ~  Jun 13, 2013 6:33 pm

zzzzzzz...... These guys are shitty.

41 rbj   ~  Jun 13, 2013 6:34 pm

If the Yankees offense were a dog, it would be put down as an act of mercy.

42 RIYank   ~  Jun 13, 2013 6:35 pm

Murderous.

43 Mattpat11   ~  Jun 13, 2013 6:35 pm

This team really kinda sucks

44 RIYank   ~  Jun 13, 2013 6:43 pm

Oh goody. Now we get to bat again.

45 rbj   ~  Jun 13, 2013 6:46 pm

Stewart is making Scooter sad.

46 rbj   ~  Jun 13, 2013 6:46 pm

OK, fine.

47 RIYank   ~  Jun 13, 2013 6:49 pm

Good lord.

48 RIYank   ~  Jun 13, 2013 6:52 pm

So... it's up to Teixeira. Ugh.

49 RIYank   ~  Jun 13, 2013 6:54 pm

Now I remember: I hate baseball.

50 Mattpat11   ~  Jun 13, 2013 6:56 pm

[49] we all do

51 Mattpat11   ~  Jun 13, 2013 7:01 pm

Oh fuck, here comes Hafner-Youkilis-Wells.

52 RIYank   ~  Jun 13, 2013 7:03 pm

[51] Maybe they'll all walk.

53 RIYank   ~  Jun 13, 2013 7:03 pm

Guess not.

54 Mattpat11   ~  Jun 13, 2013 7:06 pm

Teixeira through Wells is 0-24 today.

55 RIYank   ~  Jun 13, 2013 7:07 pm

0 for 7. Wow.

56 rbj   ~  Jun 13, 2013 7:07 pm

Put this offense out of our misery.

57 Mattpat11   ~  Jun 13, 2013 7:08 pm

[55] Hafner or Wells?

58 RIYank   ~  Jun 13, 2013 7:12 pm

[57] Whatever. (I was thinking of Wells.)

59 RIYank   ~  Jun 13, 2013 7:17 pm

Hey, Vern!

60 rbj   ~  Jun 13, 2013 7:17 pm

Out!

61 Mattpat11   ~  Jun 13, 2013 7:17 pm

God help me, I think I was looking forward to that ending the game.

62 RIYank   ~  Jun 13, 2013 7:21 pm

Adam Warren is da man.

63 monkeypants   ~  Jun 13, 2013 7:24 pm

So, I check out of the game in the fifth inning or so, make dinner, do some family stuff, come back, check the score online, only to see the game is in the 15th inning. (They must have given up on it on Rogers Sportsnet, because now the Jays are on).

Oh, and Vernon Wells is 0-7.

That signing was just friggin' genius.

64 monkeypants   ~  Jun 13, 2013 7:25 pm

[54] Awesome.

65 Mr OK Jazz Tokyo   ~  Jun 13, 2013 7:33 pm

Wow..welldone Warren but surely Mariano has to get in the game now?

66 RIYank   ~  Jun 13, 2013 7:34 pm

[65] Definitely not. He'll only pitch with the lead.

67 Mr OK Jazz Tokyo   ~  Jun 13, 2013 7:35 pm

[66] I cannot begin to describe how much I hate the way managers use closers..

68 RIYank   ~  Jun 13, 2013 7:36 pm

Make it look easy, Rob.

69 RIYank   ~  Jun 13, 2013 7:37 pm

[67] In this case the problem is that if Mo comes in, Warren is done, and then what happens if the game goes three more innings?

70 Chyll Will   ~  Jun 13, 2013 7:37 pm

Are these guys playing Keep-Away with an 'L'? Why is this game still going??? It's annoying and I'm not even watching.

71 RIYank   ~  Jun 13, 2013 7:40 pm

I would go to Mo right here.

72 RIYank   ~  Jun 13, 2013 7:41 pm

No, wait, I take that back. Who is our 16th inning guy now that Swisher is gone?

73 rbj   ~  Jun 13, 2013 7:42 pm

Ichiro giving me ulcers in the field.

74 Mr OK Jazz Tokyo   ~  Jun 13, 2013 7:42 pm

[71] Great job by Warren but can't risk another inning

75 RIYank   ~  Jun 13, 2013 7:46 pm

This is ridiculous.

76 rbj   ~  Jun 13, 2013 7:49 pm

Standing O for Warren.

77 RIYank   ~  Jun 13, 2013 7:50 pm

Yike.

78 Mattpat11   ~  Jun 13, 2013 7:50 pm

Sterling thought that was gone

79 RIYank   ~  Jun 13, 2013 7:53 pm

Excellent.
Hm, this kid can go another inning, right? If we don't score, I mean. On the off chance that the Yankees do not score a run. Hahahahahahah!

80 Mattpat11   ~  Jun 13, 2013 7:55 pm

[79] Bwahahahahahahahaha

81 Mattpat11   ~  Jun 13, 2013 7:57 pm

0-8.

82 Mattpat11   ~  Jun 13, 2013 7:58 pm

0-7

83 monkeypants   ~  Jun 13, 2013 7:59 pm

This is a regular murders row: they're killing me.

84 RIYank   ~  Jun 13, 2013 8:00 pm

Awesome.

85 Mattpat11   ~  Jun 13, 2013 8:01 pm

AAAAND 0-8

4-7 hitters are 0-28.

86 rbj   ~  Jun 13, 2013 8:06 pm

[83] Not to mention what they're doing to BAs.

87 RIYank   ~  Jun 13, 2013 8:06 pm

Interesting.
Probably the right call.

88 rbj   ~  Jun 13, 2013 8:06 pm

Mo?!

89 RIYank   ~  Jun 13, 2013 8:07 pm

(Going to Mo, I mean.)

90 monkeypants   ~  Jun 13, 2013 8:08 pm

[86] Seriously.

And to review, according to the Yankees, there are no players in the entire organization who offer any even marginal upgrade over Vernon Wells/Lyle Overbay.

91 RIYank   ~  Jun 13, 2013 8:08 pm

Ah, Andy. That makes sense.

92 RIYank   ~  Jun 13, 2013 8:10 pm

Oh, well, that figures. What the hell was Vern doing there?

93 monkeypants   ~  Jun 13, 2013 8:10 pm

And fine defence by Wells, too.

94 monkeypants   ~  Jun 13, 2013 8:11 pm

Not a fan of the IBB.

95 rbj   ~  Jun 13, 2013 8:11 pm

Mo with an IBB? Can't recall the last time I saw that, must have been a WS.

96 RIYank   ~  Jun 13, 2013 8:11 pm

[93] Maintaining possession of the ball is so important on defense. He just refused to relinquish it.

97 RIYank   ~  Jun 13, 2013 8:12 pm

Sigh.

98 rbj   ~  Jun 13, 2013 8:13 pm

Fuck. I blame the offense.

99 Mattpat11   ~  Jun 13, 2013 8:13 pm

This has to be rock bottom, right?

100 monkeypants   ~  Jun 13, 2013 8:13 pm

Shouldn't the OFs have been shallower?

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101 monkeypants   ~  Jun 13, 2013 8:13 pm

[99] Why?

102 Chyll Will   ~  Jun 13, 2013 8:18 pm

Somebody needs to blare some David Bowie in Joe's office tonight, because the hint is definitely needed.

103 RIYank   ~  Jun 13, 2013 8:18 pm

[100] Yes, they should. In general when Mariano pitches they should be playing very shallow.

[101] It was just so awful to watch. Believe us on this one.

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