New month. Crappy April is over. At least, that's what I'm telling myself.

Hmm tarp back on the field . . . Radar showing a passing storm. Might be a delay

Uh oh, a RISP, how will the Yankees fail to score?

What a horrible night.

That's how

Worst start since 1991. Lineup of 5-1 game.
Kelly
Sax
Mattingly
Maas
Hall (Barfield ph)
Knokes
Muellens
Velardi (Leyritz ph)
Espinoza

Why the fuck didn't that throw come home?

Sit down, Big Poopi!

wow. just terrible.

'Golden Week' Spring Holidays here in Japan but I'm here at ACME, Investigations holding down the fort. Not working of course, but even work more interesting than this team lately..

[6] Memories! Was that still a Stump Merril year?

Alex go BOOM!

Yay-Rod

Dammit.

How about a nice DP?

Urge. To. Kill. Rising.

motherfucker.

Fuck!

kill. Kill. KILL.

Wow, that's a very subtle difference in Eo's splitter grip.

Modammit!

Ugh.

Just ... ugh.

Ortiz should be out on principle...

My dream of Pineda & Eovaldi outshining the Harvey/Syndegaard/DeGrom Mets roataion looks like it ain't going to happen..

this sucks.

Wow, I didn't realize Chase didn't have an extra base hit yet.

Chase Hedy sucks.

Gee, Verlander's contract isn't in the top 4 anymore

[25] That's Headley

A-Rod!!!

Man, I wish that went out...

The Old Man!

Woo hoo! Alex has risen from the dead!

Tex!!!

6 runs : )

Mark! All this run scoring is making me giddy, to copy from an Al Bundy "Married With Children" phrase.

Poor Chase.

[33] How long can they keep running him out there? He's Chase Drew..

i really hate this fat fucking load of crap. cannot wait for him to retire.

[34] drew had extra base hits!!

[36] He's never retiring. I am certain he'll hit .330 with 15 taters against the Yanks for the next 10 years.

Can't kick my dogs, can't kick my dogs . . .

Busy weekend, I need to log off and go to bed, night all. Dreaming of another A-Rod homer

make him pay, alex!

G'nite.

oh, dellin.

FUCK!!!!!!

i will take that run. now, get another one. somehow...

Whelp, I guess it's somewhere around 90 more shopping days to the trade deadline, more or less. Although if you're gonna wave the flag anytime soon, I would suggest waving Black Flag...

[44] Trade 'em all except A-Rod! Well, keep Didi and Castro. Trade the rest, bring up some youngsters.

Interesting thread, Guys. I watched a bit in the morning and turned it off with the Yanks leading by two, knowing they would loose.

[22] I had to work, too. But I had "real work," Jazz: being the token gaijin for an huge creative presentation to a Japanese financial behemoth. Didn't have to say a word. Just look sharp and stay awake.

Alex and Convertible are gonna rock the Yards.

Predictable but a drag.