How about some runs?

Alex is slow

Argh.
I was actually thinking, as Didi came to bat, that maybe we should pinch run for Teix.

Sigh

Sigh.
Sometimes I wonder why the Yankees score so few runs. Then I watch them bat, and I wonder how they ever manage to score runs at all.

I'm going to turn this off for a while. Seems like groundhog day.

[0] Hey AB - happy birthday! I'd like to see the Yanks get you a win as a present. I'd ask for a long winning streak, too, but one game at a time and all. ;)

Phew

Hey, I didn't know! Happy Belthday!
Tanaka has a present for Alex. I hope the rest of the team is willing to chip in.

Well, let's see if McCann can.

Huh, look at that. Stealing on the shift.

But, for nought.

And he was ahead 3-0, too.
Double-sigh.

Yup, no two out run producing hit

So close. Yet so far.

More phew

More fail.

Beyond pathetic

Back. Still groundhog day. 7 LOB. Wasting another fine start.

McCan't.

We're going to lose 0 to -1.

Happy Birthday Mr. Belth. Have a great one.

Do yourself a favor and don't watch the game. We'll put the reverse jinx on. Anything is worth a try at this point.

[20] There ya go. Game. Set. Match.

Now to scale Mount Everest.

After three innings, Orioles 8, Red Sox 7.
It's like a different game.

Middle of the Nats order are 6 for 8. Scherzer getting support 6-0.

Get a stick and kill it , Snozzberry. Mo fucking Christ!

For the love of....!

You get to see something new every day. Seems like.

Awful..the team really is just not enjoyable to watch except for the bullpen. Why can't we have players like Mookie Betts??

Tanaka's already pitching on eggshells with a shite line-up, fer fuck sake.

Oh great, now it's 20 million to nothing

So now it's 30-Love.

[31] Ooops. Great minds...

[29] Cuz he has a silly name. Our players are named Didi and Brett and Mickey and Reggie.

Prepare to be disappointed! Lol...

2 on with 1 out. Script says a DP is coming.

No double steal?

Remember when Jacoby stole home to "energize" the team? Seems like a century ago.

If only Pillar had missed it. Rats! Bills shout out from Cone!

Naturally

No nothing

[39] Wow. My feed is way behind yours. I just saw that out.

BJ announcer: "another run would be big here." Really?

Joey Pop up

[43] Did you hear them saying how JoeyJoeJoe won't use his best relievers unless he has a lead? Even these idiots know how stupid his bullpen management is!

Loup Floyd. Perfect for a tribute band.

By the way, which one's Loup

Nite all.

Oh, now going out to change relievers. Good thing I had no expectations this year.

Thanks guys. I stopped the pain after I saw Yates, which is a top "climbing" gear brand, coming in.

Yeah, logging out for the night. Hope the rest of your birthday went well Alex.

[50] I second that, our kind host Alex deserves better on his birthday!

Hmm.. Watch 2nd period of Hickey game and 2-0 becomes 7-0. Alrighty then.

Happy b-day. I got ya by 4 Days! : )

The Red Sox have 8 runs. With their line-up we could be winning this game!
But, they're losing to the Orioles.

Let's Go Mets!