Hooray, Aaron!

We Have a WINNER!

Any other result would have been a scandal. (But Kari Lake has advised Ohtani not to concede.)

So now there's the matter of getting pinstripes permanently tattooed on Hizzoner's hide.

Gotta have him in pinstripes. Reminds me what Joe D said when asked (once Reggie got big bucks from the Yanks) what he would say to George S. if he was still playing. He replied, "George, welcome to you8r new partner."

Reportedly 8 years $300 million offer to Judge. That’s what I was thinking too. Years sounds about right, maybe a couple of options. But he should shop the offer around