Yes, the Yankee offense has been less than inspired of late, but there ain’t much that even the best hitting teams can do when they face a buzz saw like Doc Halladay. The Blue Jays’ ace delivered a vintage performance on Friday night, throwing a complete-game, two-hit, shutout against the Yanks. Jays 5, Yanks zip. Joba Chamberlain pitched well, giving up three runs in 6.2 innings, striking out nine without a walk. Just one of those nights.

Rufus Ratus Johnson Brown, whatta ya gunna do when the rent comes round?