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I’ve used efficient, modern-looking microfilm machines, but not at the main branch of the New York Public Library. The machines there are so temperamental that I half-expect a wise-ass bird poke his head out as if I lived in an episode of “The Flinstones.”

That said, there are few things I enjoy as much as digging through old newspapers and magazines on the hunt for research material. It’s taxing on the eyes, your back gets sore leaning over, you often have to fight threading the damn machine up, and sometimes you don’t get what you came for. Other times,  you find things by accident. Oh, those happy accidents.

Along the way,  a forgotten world comes alive, especially in the newspapers–advertisements, headlines, stories and pictures. And there are so many  writers I’ve never heard of before. Plus, there is the thrill of putting in the time to track things down that you can’t find on-line and there’s so much stuff out there that is not on the web it’s not even funny.

The wife calls me a nerd. Guilty as charged.

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Way out in Brooklyn…

Those who come from Brooklyn know just what I’m talkin’…

How to Be a Retronaut. Again and again.

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We were originally a Channel 7 Eyewitness News family because the old man occasionally drank with Roger Grimsby. Later on, I distinguished myself by moving to Channel 4 because I liked all things NBC, starting with Bryant Gumbel, and later Bob Costas, at the NFL Today, right on down to Chuck and Sue at 5. My grandmother was down with Jim Jensen on CBS.

Which local news team did you follow?

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09 Fall In Love Remix

Here’s a little ditty I made with a friend a few years ago. Thought I’d share it with you.

 

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Overheard on the subway this morning. Two teenage boys.

“The Mets are going to kill the Yankees this weekend.”

“Fuck you.”

“The Mets have more heart. The Yankees are overpriced and old.”

“Yeah, and they’re still better than your wack-ass Mets.”

“Fuck you.”

“Jealous.”

 

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Standing at the bus stop last night I overheard two men in their thirties talking.

“Did you see this yet?”

“Adam Sandler:  Not funny. Not even a little bit.”

“Dude, he makes me laugh.”

“He’s a galloping horse’s ass on parade and so are you.”

“Bet you wish you had his money.”

“Bet you’re right about that.”

They both laughed.

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Another killer photo gallery

from How To Be a Retronaut.

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You can still find a good egg cream in New York. It was a drink from my father’s childhood and not one that I had with any regularity as a kid. Still, it’s a delicious treat. My cousin, who knows from these things, says there is only one chocolate syrup to use–it’s not just that it is the best, it is the only one to consider: Fox’s u-bet.

Man, I’m thirsty all of a sudden.

[Photo Credit: Seltzer Sisters]

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Still humid and hazy out there. Perfect day to be near the water and catch a breeze.

[Photo Credit: The Bowery Boys]

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Only time I miss tokens is when I’m running for a train and the damn card doesn’t swipe right.

More Turns series by Bill Sullivan.

Sullivan is a gifted painter.

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You must check out the site:

Retro New York

It’s killer diller.

 

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Perhaps in anticipation of a new movie version of “The Great Gatsby” dig this photo gallery over at Gothamist.

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I come in the form of the mind-bender bartender…

A short by Cyriak Harris via the Atlantic.

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We cut heads. Conversations with barbers over at McSweeney’s.

[Photo Credit: Tomas Andres Donoso]

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An Instagram photo gallery via Subway Art blog.

While you are it, check out this week’s gallery too.

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Please go here. Much fun if you have a spare hour or three.

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Yo, if you haven’t seen this dope site: NYC Corners, well, get going.

Git.

p.s. My brother, sister and I spent many hours in this greasy spoon with our old man when we were kids.

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How to Be a Retronaut has a photo gallery of New York from the year I was born.

Pictures by Gentle***Giant.

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I saw an old couple walking up 238th street this morning. I said good morning. The man  said, “Hanging in there.”

He looked at me and said: “Hang-ing.”

And they walked away.

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